Saturday, April 7, 2018

Implanting the Gospel Seed ... in Story Daniels

Trump, it is reported, has been planting the seed of The Gospel through out the World.

How? He tattoo'd the words, The Gospel, on a rather small appendage of his body. No. Not one of his hands or a pinky. Think smaller.

Stormy Daniels has seen The Gospel and had the seeds of The Gospel implanted in her. She says, 'I'll never be able to forget that moment. My life changed forever. I can never go back to being just another sex worker. I feel a deep shame. But, the more I talk about The Gospel, the stronger I feel.'

Other women witnessed The Gospel and felt the seed spreading in them. Some men call them liars and other names. Main Steam media outlets refuse to repeat the claims.

Oh, when will we all respect The Gospel?

PS. I'm joking. Their wasn't room for the tattoo. But there was transparency in the rubber.

Thursday, March 29, 2018

Monday, March 26, 2018

Trump's DNA matches! He is the Father!

A private investigator, driving a red Ferrari, stole a DNA sample from Donald Trump while the President was visiting Hawaii looking for a long form birth certificate.

The PI's two accomplishes, named Zeus and Apollo, kept the Secret Service at bay during the robbery.

The DNA evidence was read out by Maury Povich during a break from commercials selling Reverse Mortgages.

The evidence is in. Donald Trump is the father of Stormy Daniels and the father of Olaf.

Could be? Fake News? Scored some bad pizza and grew a warped sense of humor? Papa John's!

Saturday, March 10, 2018

Stormy Daniels Abortion

Can you imagine that headline in the papers tomorrow?

How about a lead in line like this?

Stormy Daniels forced to have late term abortion by Trump. Trumps lawyer paid for it. Flown to secret location in Mexico.

It could happen. Might be in the super market tabloids by now.

Educate the children so ...

Educate the children so that it is unnecessary to educate the adults.

Trump is the measure of our failure to educate children.

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Hillary Clinton won election

Hillary Clinton won the election.

NRA fixed the results.

Bennie Sanders should be Vice President.

Fake news.