Sunday, August 31, 2014

New Constitutional Amendment guarantee supply of ammo for gun owners

Starting in 2008 when the Democrats nominated a radical candidate for office named Burt, "The Black" Bacharach O'Brian, guns began a disappearing act. No one could find the all important trophy taking AR-15 version 100.1 with the bayonet mount, laser site mounting rail, and the Golden inlay of the greatest Charleston Heston quote of all time, "You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead fingers." The second greatest CH quote remains a distant second; "Take your filthy hands off of me, you damned, dirty ape!" from the film noir, Cell Block Lovers.

Now the truth is out. Not about the film noir and Heaston's co-star, Jimmy "I've got a million of 'em" Durante. The only copy remains sealed inside President Ronald Reagan's tomb.

No, it's the truth about the world wide shortage of copper jacketed, pre-lubricated, and ribbed for your pleasure, .22 caliber Long Rifle cartridges.

Someone has been buying them. Most of the buyers have used the secret name, 'Bubba.' Others used the name 'Sue' made so famous by Johnny Cash song about a boy named Bob and his part time job cleaning floors in Folsom Prison. That song, Squeal like a Pig, stayed Number One for 40 weeks saving our ears from the would be great sound track of the movie, Deliverance.

The NRA has been tracking Bubba and Sue since yesterday. Today, we know that we don't know the known knowns as well as we know the unknown unknowns. We do know there are things we don't know we don't know.

If you're still sane and have read this far, ammo sales have doubled despite desperate claims of shortage.

If you want to read a rational explanation with quotes from the private industry aka the Merchants of Death, Brotherhood of Blam, and the Mother of all Orphans, the National Rifle Association, click here.

Monday, August 25, 2014

More speculation on Hall County Clinic

Blue Cross Blue Shield (BCBS) just announced a run out with Northeast Georgia Medical Center and it's network of doctors. It means that come October 1st, no public employee or member of a managed care plan can use a doctor within the NEGMC network. Come March 1st, no public employee or member of a managed care plan can use the hospital.

For long term illnesses like prostate cancer, breast cancer, colon cancer, the potential damage staggers my imagination.

That would be true for heart disease and all the debilitating mind diseases like Parkinsons, Alzheimers, cerebral palsy, and stroke.

Imagine the outrage in Republican lead Hall County if former President Ronald Reagan had been turned away from his choice of medical care by an insurance company!

If my family doctor found signs of colon cancer in my body tomorrow, where would he send me? Wouldn't it be pointless to send me to NEGMC for a cat scan or more detailed testing? Come October 1st, I'd have to find a new doctor, a new specialist, and travel outside the country.

But, but, but ... the Hall County Board of Commissioners are opening an employee only clinic which won't be excluded by Blue Cross Blue Shield!


How convenient the timing. I'm sure no one at BCBS tipped off the county. That would be like bad faith to keep negotiating with the hospital on one hand and helping to build a private, competing healthcare service at the same time.


So can we expect Hall County to build a private clinic, hire doctors, nurses, pharmacists, and staff in cooperation with an insurance company while giving the finger to the largest employer in the county?

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Lee Harvey Oswald gets Georgia Gun Permit and Pardon

The Georgia Pardons and Parole Board oversees a nasty bunch of people. Rapists. Murderers. Child Molesters. Board members make some serious and life changing decisions including granting felons a right to carry a concealed weapon.

That must be a rarity for a board considered a 'national model for stable and professional leadership' which is 'attuned to long-term as well as short-term public-safety solutions.'

Oddly enough for a Bible Belt State, the Board granted 666 gun packing pardons last year. Wow! Exactly the Number of the Beast.

The Board in its unique wisdom found mercy for 358 felons who were convicted of violent crimes, 166 who were convicted of drug crimes and 32 who killed another person.

But, I guess even killers deserve a second chance and at least one former board member agrees with that.

I'd call and ask the current Board about their gun waving pardons if they would take any phone calls on the subject.

Board members declined the newspaper's requests for interviews. The longest-serving member took office in January of 2009. Board spokesman, Steve Hayes, said the board's turnover rate could explain an overall increase in gun pardons. In 2012 the number of violent felons who had their gun rights reinstated was 71. The number increased to 208 in 2013.

In one year, new board members gave felons gun at a rate 300% higher than older board members? Should we believe this load of shit from Steve Hayes? No. New board members can't over ride decisions by the general Board.

Or can they, with one wave, give a murderer the right to pack heat? If they can, we need to ask Nathan Deal what kind of nuts did he just appoint to the Board.

Thursday, August 21, 2014

Private industry does face plant. Workers turn to prayers.

I won't ridicule anyone facing unemployment even if prayer is being seen as valid step in their career path.

They've turned to politicians, bureaucrats, businessmen and union reps to try to save their jobs at three Atlantic City casinos scheduled to close soon. Now, hundreds of soon-to-be unemployed dealers, cocktail servers and hotel workers are turning to what many say could be their last, best chance.

Do the casino workers not see the irony in praying to God for new casinos?

How does one start that prayer?

Oh Heavenly Dice Tosser,

Give us this day our daily dread,
Gamblers who play and fall over dead.
Blackjack, draw poker, and a game called roulette,
The game doesn't matter as long as they bet?

"This isn't play: People are losing their homes and the only means of supporting their families," she said. "This is very scary for people who are in a situation they never expected. Some people put their entire lives and souls into these jobs, and someone just comes along and snatches it away from you. It is devastating."

Private industry came into Atlantic City with huge promises of casino jobs and trickle down economics. The city and its people rolled the dice until Snake Eyes shut the players down.

Georgia wants to legalize gambling. It fits our Governor and his far Right religious supporters if we judge the future on Atlantic City's failure. Not only did the rubes pray for luck, eventually the workers pray for jobs.

This just in from Dallas, Texas ... Rick Perry shot attempting to surrender to police

This news is a true spoof. No facts have been harmed in the making of these lies.

This just in from Dallas, Texas. Rick Perry has died after being shot 6 times by Dallas police. Rerry was indicted by a Grand ol' Jury for,being a typical Republican Governor. Having admitted to staging two invasions of Cuba, dealing drugs for guns with terrorists, and hating Federal period furniture, Perry called 911 from inside an inconvenience store near Nealey Plaza. His call immediately went to the Comcast Service Center in Dubya de Lubdick, Texas.

While on hold, Perry purchased 75 cartons of Swisher Sweets. Official spokesmodels for the late Presidential Light candidate denied the purchase saying Perry never smoked anything with a nick name like cigarillo since that one time in Havana.

Witnesses described the shooting as horrible. Something they will never be able to 'un-see.'

"That Presidential Light guy was just walking down the middle of public opinion with his head up his ass when the Truth Police told him to just fracken stop. Well, the police should have known the dude had too much shit in his ears to hear nothing.

"The dude just keeps going and the police started shooting. I mean the man had his head up his ass! Just shot him like that. Cold." said Noe Onever.

Initial coroner reports say the Presidential Light candidate was struck by six bullets with the entry and exit wounds confirming "the man had his head up his ass" when the shots were fired. Four bullets struck him in the ass. Two bullets passed through his head. The Governor would have survived the head wounds but his little ass bled to death.

Said Noe Onever, "They didn't even try to save him. No ambulance. No EMTs. Didn't even cover up the body. Just left it there like a message or something."

The last official statement from the capital mentioned the rich heritage of head wounds and politicians. "Every great politician has a head wound. Lincoln had one. Kennedy had one. Now we can a Great Texas Republican name to the list. One of the first great un-elected Presidents never. Rick "Double Tap to the Dead" Perry. No man ever had his head further up his ass."

Such ends the story just in from Dallas, Texas. This had not been the news.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Mass shooting in Seattle, 3 Dead

I hate writing these headlines and stories.

A good guy with a gun killed his dad, shot up a campground, killed one camper. Then, killed himself.

Remind me again how he would have used a knife or a baseball bat if he didn't have a gun.

Tell me about how guns stop crime.

Tell me about how safe you feel walking down the street with a six gun on your hip.


Our children shot snd killed 13 times more often than our Afghanistan war troops

For every member of our armed forces who died in Afghanistan during the 11 years of that war, 13 of our children were shot to death in the USA.

We should be ashamed.

Seven, count them, seven children will be shot to death today. Why? So some numb nuts can carry his AR15 in Walmart. So some biker can sit in a bar with gun. So your priest can wear a gun during Mass.

Guns anywhere.

A News21 investigation of child and youth deaths in America between 2002 and 2012 found that at least 28,000 children and teens 19-years-old and younger were killed with guns. Teenagers between the ages of 15 and 19 made up over two-thirds of all youth gun deaths in America.

Vote pro-gun Republican today and you kill seven kids tomorrow. Tell me that guns reduce crime. Tell me how safe you feel with a six gun on your hip in Sunday school. Tell me that you're upset because a journalist got beheaded in the Middle East.

When it is your child, grandchild, or a neighbors child dying from a gunshot wound, tell me it is just the price of freedom.

Right ...

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Grandmother fires a shot in the dark, hits seven year old grandson


TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — Sheriff's deputies in Florida say a 7-year-old boy is in critical condition after his grandmother mistook him for an intruder and shot him.

The shooting happened around 1 a.m. Tuesday in Tampa.

Good guy with brain stops mass school shooting


Two young men were ready to slaughter teachers and students at a California high school when ... law enforcement working in cooperation with school officials ... arrested the duo before they obtained guns and bombs.

If you want to read about stopping bad guys with guns the right way, chase this link.

SOUTH PASADENA, Calif. (AP) — Two teenage boys were arrested Monday after making specific plans to kill three staffers then gun down as many students as possible at their Southern California high school, police said.

Monday, August 18, 2014

Another Zimmerman?

A guy named Zimmerman walks up to a bunch of kids at a bus stop.

Hey! You wanna see the bullets in my gun? No? Then shut the frack up. You think I'm joking. This bullets got your name on it.

Yeah, I make up the dialogue but it's pretty close to what he said.

So it's early in the morning, Zimmerman wearing his conceal carry weapon walks out to the bus stop. Why? To make the kids be quiet. And, the idiot took his conceal carry with him and didn't keep it concealed.

Couldn't make it up. I just want to thank Goobernator Nathan Deal for his guns at the bus stop law.


Gun justice in Georgia

Is there a double standard for gun deaths in Georgia?

Consider the 3 year old child who allegedly shot himself in the face. Mom's in jail without bail.

Isn't there something wrong about that?

In another state, a five year old boy shoots his 2 year old sister to death.

No one in jail. No charges. Just an accident.

How about the father who shoot his 15 year old son to death while rafting?

No one in jail. Just an accident.

In one weekend, there were two tragic deaths by gun.

In one case, no charges. The other case, boom. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200 dollars.

Think about it. It does no good to keep a mother away from a hospitalized child. Want to charge her? Fine. Set bail.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

68 year old woman shot to death in Helen, Georgia

Yes, the open carry of loaded weapons is a legal right. The Guns Everywhere law was signed by our Goobernator Nathan 'I am stupid' Deal and went into effect on July 1st.

Last night, about 10:40 pm, a tourist from Texas was walking down Main Street in our German themed town of Helen, Georgia. Some open carry dude on the other side of the street shoots himself in the hand. The bullet passes through his hand, goes across the street, and wounds the 68 year old woman. She dies on the sidewalk.

Guns don't kill people in Georgia. Accidents don't happen here either. People make bad choices and they suffer the consequences. That's the word on being poor, being a teen aged mother, on college students being raped, etc, etc, ...

So I'm waiting to hear about the evil decision in Helen. Was it the Goobernator making open carry a legal right? Or, was it being a visitor in a tourist trap?

Local story here.

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Wanna pray while I'm texting, eating a burger, or changing a diaper

"I think it's great that 'you' have a solid belief which brings you comfort. I don't care if it is religion or little green men on Mars as long as you are happy. But, I don't want to hear about your 2,000 year pagan rituals. You don't bring me comfort or happiness when you're spewing that shit in my face."

Friday, August 15, 2014

Russia invades Ukraine

I see no stories on this in major media.

However, the stock market broke sharply downward. The rumor behind the falling numbers is an invasion of Ukraine by Russia.


Hall County Commission screws it again

The Hall County Commission has been cutting employees and services since 2010 with the election of Gibbs and Lutz.

Lutz has an Arnold Schwarzenegger complex, much worse than having a Jesus complex.

Gibbs is a toadie whatever that means.

So how did they screw it up again?

Converting a closed library into .... a doctor's office to be used only by county employees! OMG! Socialized and mandatory medicine.

Had Obama proposed this, the Commission would have gone all postal on socialized medicine, forcing employers to provide women with birth control, and 32 violations of secret agreements with dead men.

There are two versions of the real story. One at Access. Another at the Gainesville Times.

So we shut down this special needs library, fired the staff, and let it stand empty, justified by ... we don't have the money for non-essential services. Yup. A library geared to children with special needs really isn't life and death. Nope.

So it is small. Not much parking. Only one conference room. Single story. Rural.

Now we have the money to refurbish it into a medical office and pharmacy, hire a pharmacist(s) at $100,000 per year, several pharm techs, upgrade security for medicine storage, storage of medical records, medical wastes, hire at least one doctor for at least $200,000 per year, several nurses, ae receptionists, an office manager, and some one to have audit and oversight power.


Then who gets to go there?

County employees only.

Will they have a choice of providers?

Yes, as long as they chose the new health clinic.

Can they use a pharmacy located close to their homes.

Yes, As long as they live near Exit 24 in Hall County, Georgia.

Here's the fine print:

Hall County cut the budget for the Public Health Department to find the money for this government mandated medical clinic.

Do you know what that means to families with school aged children?

Yeah. It means we just shit on them.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Friends don't let friends click banner ads.

Have you ever clicked a banner ad? I have.

Faced with middle aged hair loss, I clicked on a banner for Grow New Hair. Within hours, both ears had long brown tresses. The next click made an Afro inside one ear. I had to click two more banners to get a 'fro in the other ear to match. The extra click purchased a Russian wife. She was delivered by FedEx who broke both of her legs by throwing her over my fence. My chain link face and the dozen pit bulls inside it came from a banner promising 24 hour Security. Watching the dogs chewing on my newest wife, I tried clicking a banner for legal help. I wound up divorced from my mother. Knowing I needed to escape the law, I clicked a banner for travel. I'm now a merchant marine. I'm going to click the next banner that I see for Enjoy Your Retirement. If I get lucky, someone will beat me in the head so I can sleep forty years.

Good gun bites man in ass

Nope. Never happen.

In tilted news today, a future murderer was innocently shopping in an Ass and Ho Shop for a hook up.

Loaded pellet rifles immediately notified the Gung Ho department and a good gun was dispatched.

When the good gun found the future felon trolling in salt water taffy, no shots could be fired without hitting Candy.

Feeling the immediacy and wanting to save future lives, the gun bit the man in the ass giving him a limp.

So remember, if you see any limp men looking for a hook up at the Ass and Ho Shop, they're ass bites.

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Republican Party's racist Southern Strategy

Since some will not understand the Southern strategy, here's a link to a pdf.

Here are some quotes:

From now on, the Republicans are never going to get more than 10 to 20 percent of the Negro vote and they don't need any more than that...but Republicans would be shortsighted if they weakened enforcement of the Voting Rights Act. The more Negroes who register as Democrats in the South, the sooner the Negrophobe whites will quit the Democrats and become Republicans. That's where the votes are. Without that prodding from the blacks, the whites will backslide into their old comfortable arrangement with the local Democrats.

But, what of the Democratic Party?It will retreat to the Northeast corner, where there is a high percentage of liberal Jews, Yankees, Negroes and ... masses of subsidized radicals ...

Perhaps the oddest of the quotes will not be understood ...

;Future Republican voters will be] against aid to blacks, against aid to big cities, and against the liberal life style it sees typified by purple glasses, beards, long hair, bralessness, pornography, coddling of criminals, and moral permissiveness run riot.

Those are quotes from only one person, perhaps the most powerful voice in forming the Southern Strategy, Kevin Phillips.

The letter from Rick Frommer

In a recent letter to the editor, the writer alleges a 1960's conspiracy to stop profitable recycling of nuclear waste. According to the authror, the massive conspiracy stopped civil rights legislation, defeated General Westmoreland in an election, and preserved corruption in the Democratic Party.

I remember the Sixties. So do many other people. It would do well to remember the facts in that decade.

Young President John F. Kennedy proposed civil rights legislation in 1963. The 1964 Civil Rights Act came to a Congressional vote and was signed by President Lyndon Johnson on July 2, 1964, just months after Kennedy's assassination in Dallas, Texas. Among the nay votes were Democrats and Republicans with every Southern Republican voting against the new law. Southern Republican refers to the Congressman from the 11 states which constituted the Confederate slave states a hundred years earlier. In the Senate, 69% of Democrats voted for the bill.

Johnson would sign the 1968 Civil Right Act before leaving the White House. Hardly a Democratic conspiracy to stop civil rights legislation.

General Westmoreland didn't retire from the military until 1972. His military service and career were stained by US involvement in Vietnam and his several decisions to suppress military reports. Suppressing information hit a low point in 1968 when the Calley massacre cover-up lasted 13 months. Westmoreland left Vietnam after the horrific losses of the 1968 Tet Offensive. His unsuccessful political campaign was in 1974 not in the Sixties.

No President has been as corrupt as Republican President Richard Nixon who was elected in 1968. Nixon used what is know as the Southern strategy in national politics. The strategy was to appeal to the white Southern racist called "Negrophobe whites" by Nixon's people.

As to profitable recycling of radioactive waste in the 1960's? Not possible. Not possible today. Although Governor Deal and others like the Heritage Foundation have made false reports of successful efforts in the UK and France. The UK and France are actively seeking underground disposal options and not any mythical recycling program.

The UK offers 'bribes' to communities to consider storage of its 260,000 cubic meters of radioactive waste.

France had 1.32 million cubic meters of nuclear waste in 2010, a 13% increase over 2009.

People have been trying to explain how the world works since we first walked upright. Lying about the past isn't new. Lying about nuclear waste is just tool of Republicans.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

Reagan was a pussycat

I already called him a pussy but Lou Cannon called the would be gunslinging Ronald Reagan a pussy cat in a July 1985 Washington Post piece.

Hell, Reagan was such a wimp that his nickname was Jimmy Reagan as in Jimmy Carter who never killed anyone as President of the United States.

So in 1981, President Ronald Reagan promises the nation and the world "swift and effective retribution" to terrorist activities.


Reagon's strongest moment on the world stage came in ... Grenada where he rescued some medical students from final exams while they were attending The True Blue Medical Facility.

What terrorist act prompted a war in which over 5,000 medals were issued for merit and valor?

Canada and the UK were building a commercial airport. Yes. In 1954, the Brits had recommended replacing the existing airport with a modern facility to attract more tourists to the little island. Yeah. The British were coming. One if by land. Two if by sea. Paul Revere and all that.

A congressional hearing heard testimony that,
...based on my personal observations, discussion and analysis of the new international airport under construction in Grenada, it is my conclusion that this project is specifically now and has always been for the purpose of economic development and is not for military use.... It is my thought that it is absurd, patronizing, and totally unwarranted for the United States government to charge that this airport poses a military threat to the United States’ national security.


What did the UN do? By a vote of 108-0, it commended the attack as a violation of international law. See General Assembly Resolution 38/7, which "deeply deplores the armed intervention in Grenada, which constitutes a flagrant violation of international law and of the independence, sovereignty and territorial integrity of that State."

What did Britain do? Britain already thought Reagan was an idiot. In a written communication still partly classified, Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher threatened to deny the US access to cruise missile bases in the UK.

Thatcher called Reagan and told him to stop the invasion. Reagan, always the American Ideal of truth and justice, lied to Thatcher. US troops were already ashore as Reagan said, "No invasion is being contemplated."

Right. I'd bet that Reagan didn't have the guts to tell the strong woman, 'You can't stop me. It's done.'

Typical of Reagan. When Navy Diver, Robert Stethem was tortured by terrorists then executed, Reagan didn't lose any sleep.

More on Reagan the singing cowboy soon.

Bra shoots woman after man grabs her

There are no pictures or videos. Dang~

Seems a man and a woman were having a peaceful discussion on religion and politics at the same time. Being a woman, she was very upfront in point of view while he kept shifting positions.

Unable to see eye to eye on the church and Obama, the man did what is logical for all men, he reached out for her. Her bra that is.

Seems he thought she might have an Obama cell phone hidden in it. She did. That and a gun. That's quite a pair to pack inside a bra.

Some things got out of hand at that point and the gun went off. What could have been a very one sided disaster wound up being a flesh wound in the arm. How her arm fit into a bra loaded with a gun and a cell phone beats me. I don't make them up and I don't explain them.

The woman was able to run to the hospital. What a pair of legs. The doctors all agreed that she will recover soon. I hope so.

Asked for a comment she said, I'm going Open Carry from now on. The experience was all a big bust for me.

The story was butt dialed in to the press room by an interested party.

Real story runs here.

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Number of Ebola patients double in the United States. Cases brought in by air travel.

Yup,I can do irresponsible journalism.

A few days ago, there were no reported cases of Ebola in the United States. Suddenly, we had a case in Metro Atlanta. Now, we have two. And nobody knows the name of this ebola disease.

In five days, the number of ebola cases being treated in the United States has doubled. Who is watching out for us?

I say Obama should have closed the borders with F16s if needed. Rumors in the media have these cases coming in on international air flights. OMG!

I'm not taking my shoes off for Homeland Security at the airport. Hell No! I'm wearing a level 32 Super Suit from my house to my hotel room. Hotel room you ask? There have been no documented ebola cases in the US at a hotel. It's important to know that because when the evacuations start, where are you going to go?

Hell, if you live in Atlanta, the threat of an ice storm can close down the interstates. Imagine my neighbor trying to pass me on an exit ramp during the coming Ebola Evac. That ain't going to happen.

Who doesn't have concerns about the government right now? Did you see the cover up on Bengazi?, Think about how Bush handled Iraqand you might want to start looking at alternative governments. Finding an alternative government that support your needs takes a lot of time and research. If you haven't done the work by now, listen to Rush Limbaugh. Where ever he goes, there will be drugs, guns, and freedom.

So listen up all you preppers. Dig up those caches of guns. Filter the water in your toilet. Get out your yellow radiation suit. Use your pyridostigmine bromide if you don't have your order of Ebola vaccine from your underground supply chain.

This ebola stuff is being spread by air.

For the non-prepper, begin harassing phone calls to the CDC. "Call them, write them, heckle them in the streets if you have to, but don’t allow them to ignore" you.

Read more nonsense on how you are at risk of dying in a panic at Ebola Is Us.

Rowing the same direction on road construction

Oh! I can mix my metaphors as well as the next idiot.

"Let's all row in the same direction on this road project."

So why don't I like that one? I heard it at a Republican meeting.

“I think it’s important for everybody to be rowing in the same direction on this one,” said Craig Lutz, the Hall County Board of Commissioners’ South Hall representative.

Followed shortly by, “'Trust me when I say we’ve been knocking on every single door to look at other funding opportunities,' Yamala said."

Of course we got the usual blame game quote, “'The problem is the federal government, and we’re not sure what’s coming there,' Mecum said."

Since the Goobernator is from Hall County, Georgia, no Republican mentioned the state's lack of funding. The local reporter did.

The state has made the road a temporary state route so funding can be sped up on the work — widening it between I-985 and Thompson Mill Road in Gwinnett — but so far, no money has been set aside.

So the state has no money. That's okay. The federal government has no money for roads. The county has no money for roads.

But, damn we have been rowing door to door begging other governments to fund a road widening project to nowhere. Well, from Stering on the Lake subdivision to the interstate known as I985.

So I attended a GOP meeting in an underfunded public library which the government hating, tax cutting residents of Stering on the Lake hate at the entrance to their subdivision.

But their lives would be enhanced if their commute including a State funded 4 lane road to the interstate.

Ain't that a bone headed love affair?

Sunday, August 3, 2014

George F. Will hates women

The world's most over paid Right Wing blogger, George F. Will, revealed his tighty whiteys in the Sunday paper with his accusation that women limit the quality of Democratic Presidential candidates.

His article wrongly named, Gender limits likely field of Democratic candidates, praised men in an effort to put women back in the bedroom. Is Hillary Clinton truly tawdry as Will alleged?

Will exposed his sexist, Right winged, dogma by using the adjective 'tawdry.'

Why not get down to business on the street, George? Just call her a whore.

But, that's the problem with Republicans and Tea Party Patriots. They hide behind code words like tawdry. No one doubts Mr. Will's impeccable command of the English language. Calling a man tawdry wouldn't cut it.

Ever hear of a man wearing a cheap suit? Sure. Tawdry suit? Well, not so much.

George, please go back to the cigar smoking Men's Club and get a new toupee.