Friday, June 30, 2017

The real President of the United States.

"With Malice towards none, with Charity towards all."

These were the words of the First Republican President after 48 months of war, after being called a traitor, a murderer, the Black Republican, jackass, imbecile, the Illinois ape, and a baboon by the enemies who would kill him.

"I heard poorly rated Morning Joe speaks badly of me (don't watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Mike, along with Psycho Joe ... "

The words of perhaps the last Republican President after a television segment. With these and other words, we have discussed his fitness for the office. Now we should discuss how he is fit for removal from that office.

But, we cannot yet pardon him by removal. We must, before before pardon, continue the many investigations in collusion with Russia to determine the legitimacy of Trump, Pence, and the whole administration.

I remember the Nixon pardon ending the Watergate investigation. I remember how the Iran/Contra investigations ended when a Republican President gave pardons to former Cabinet members convicted and to others facing trial I will not have my children and grandchildren remember how we looked away from the harsh, post election accusations of Russia selecting the winner of the 2016 Elections.

Just as Lincoln sought a moral right and a godly justice, we must, like him, seek an end to mindless conflict, character attacks, and illegitimate government.

Trump begs for removal from office. Let the hand of Justice remove him, not the partisan expediency of politicians.

Tuesday, June 20, 2017

You never hear it coming

Remember the episode on M.A.S.H. when Hawkeye reunites with an old friend who enlisted in the Army so he could write a book about War?

The title for the proposed book was, "You never hear it coming." That happy episode? Sometimes you hear the bullet.

Parents. You're never going to hear the bullet that kills your child. They play with your loaded guns when you're not around. Maybe you'll hear a dull thud like sound. But, the bullet will tear through that little body faster than the speed of sound. They won't hear the bullet but they will feel the burning gasses, the hellish bullet tearing flesh, and the thunder clap shock wave forming a cavitation chamber.

Cavitation chamber. The bullet causes the body's liquids to form gasses as it crushes through flesh. The cavity closes at least part way after the shot. Never all the way. The forensic pathologist knows. As soon as the file opens.

GSW, Through and Through path, front to back, 12 year old child, male, DOA ...

Over 1300 times a year. Once is too often. Even if it's not your child.

Remember, there are two rules in the Gun Control Debate.
Rule Number One, 1300 children die per year from gunshot wounds.

Rule Number Two, Doctors can't change Rule Number One.

Karen Handel graduates high school. Secret up gown pictures found on Jon Ossoff shoes.

Robbie, the Friendly Opinion Bot, shared my morning coffee. Gosh, he's a great bot. Always polite and as well mannered as a modern Rhett Butler.

After he poured me a second cup of my homemade covfefe latte, he got quiet then asked me in that smooth contralto bot voice, 'What's been bothering you, Mike?'
LIke a good penitent, I confessed, 'My news feed seems thinner than the feed all my friends get."

Robbie waved his arms and I thought he was going to say, "Warning, Will Robinson!" Finally, he retracted those lovable arms and said, "You're not getting out as much as your friends. It's narrowing your bot interactions. Go visit the wireless at a high end coffee house. Maybe get some food at a convenient, chain restaurant with free wireless in the dining area. No more drive-thru, Mike. Go inside and meet the other bots. I can't give you all the fake news all by myself."

I knew I was going to recover when I heard Robbie say,

"'Ship my pants? Right here? Ship my pants, you're kidding,' the man says.
'You can ship you pants right here," the Kmart worker says.'"

Robbie new there's nothing like a retail commercial linking Big Gas and box stores to get my attention before refreshing my news feed with subliminal messages to make me feel happy as I borrow money from China to make my campaign contributions to 6th District Karen Handel.

Sunday, June 18, 2017

Because we're not getting screwed enough

Human sexual desire explained using porn search terms.


2007 | Year of MILF

2008 | I won't post that title

2009 | Watch your Neighbors

2010 | Let your neighbors watch you

2011 | Sexual Addictions

2012 | Betty or Veronica

2013 | Is this an election year

2014 | The Year of Belle Knox

2015 | Sex on the Step Master

2016 | Planning for Retirement

2017 | Must we again

Friday, June 16, 2017

I can't stop

List of abortion related killings

In 1993, Michael F. Griffin shot Dr. David Gunn to death during a protest.

In 1994, Paul Jennings Hill shot Dr. John Britton and clinic escort James Barrett to death, also wounding Barrett's wife.

John Salvi shot and killed two receptionists, Shannon Lowney and Lee Ann Nichols.

Eric Robert Rudolph bombed the 1996 Olympic Games in Atlanta in protest of abortion, killing one person and wounding 111, and bombed several abortion clinics in 1997 and 1998, killing a security guard and critically injuring a nurse.

In 1998, James Kopp shot a number of abortion providers, killing one, Dr. Barnett Slepian.

In 2009, Scott Roeder shot and killed Dr. George Tiller. Tiller served as an usher at church; he had previously been a target in 1993, when he was shot by Shelley Shannon.

In 2015, Robert Lewis Dear, a 57 years-old Kentucky born, moved from South Carolina to North Carolina to Colorado where he opened fire on a Planned Parenthood facility, killing two civilians and a police officer. After a five-hour standoff Dear told the police "no more baby parts."[5] Robert Lewis Dear has been found to be mentally incompetent to stand trial.

I feel dirty.

These are a few pictures of the dead, places where right wing killers killed, and the blood in the streets from politically motivated murderers.

Terrorist killings.

I feel dirty after searching the internet for these pictures.

I don't blame Newt, Trump, or the third nut on the Right.

I blame real people. Real people. Real guns. Real deaths.

For the pictures of crime against humanity, look down. Look down.

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Video transcript of ball park shooting emerges

"Shoot him!"

"Shoot him!"

"Blow his head off!"

Yes, real words from a real tape made during the Baseball Mass Shooting.

Who said it?

Could have been two boys or two girls or a boy and a girl, sitting in the bleachers playing a first person shooter game over a wireless connection.

But, it wasn't.

As the shooting progressed into a fire fight between the 2nd Amendment shooter and the armed Congressional guards, a man plainly screams, "Blow his head off!"

That can be heard about 4 minutes into this video.

Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Washington shooter related to George Washington

In the bazaar of reality, my blog gets a zero today.

Abner Doubleday was not involved in the Lincoln assassination but a direct descendant of George Washington just shot 9 men wearing black socks over a diamond. With rubber bands and a homemade rubber band gun.

Five maids a milking watched as a former Combat Surgeon, named Hawkeye after a famous native American, rubbed dirt into the wounds and advised the victims to, 'Walk it off.'

I have been damned to Hell, again, for thinking about maybe discussing these things so soon after such a tragic event. Mine Godt! They haven't even picked up all the rubber bands yet! Have some decency man!

According to Paul, who saw the whole thing from the top dugout step, the off duty Meter maids, armed with bananas, saved an untold number of batting gloves. They also ripped the rubber band gun from the teeth of the assailant who was willing to give up his eye teeth for the Right to Bear Arms.

Seriously, why can't we discuss gun control today? It's not because the victims and the victim's family deserve a quiet time for grief.

We could never discuss cancer cures if we waited for a cancer free day to initiate research.

Chris Barnard would be transplanting dog hearts for a secret society.

And, the Iron Lung manufacturers would be blocking drug research.

All medical science would stop.

If we waited for the perfect day ...

There's no perfect time. What we did not discuss yesterday, killed people today. It is our shame that any human would ban science to protect ignorance.

We must discuss today for the benefit of tomorrow.

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

What does it mean?

"[T]he suggestion that I participated in any collusion — that I was aware of any collusion with the Russian government to hurt this country, which I have served with honor for 35 years, or to undermine the integrity of our democratic process, is an appalling and detestable lie,” he said.

What does that mean? It means maybe nothing coming from me. But, let's say, a former member of the Communist Party said it. Means nothing. No one should believe it.

So let's decide what it means to say hurt this country? Hmmm. A Republican could say that anything done to prevent Clinton from following that black guy as President would be a service to 'this country' and not a harm.

So, why not say, I did nothing to help the Russians determine the outcome of the 2016 Presidential Election. I know nothing of any other person or party working with any foreign agents to change the outcome of that election.

The second is a denial. I like strong denials.

The first is weaseling.

Might as well say, "I am not a crook!" Hmmm. Nixon. Watergate. Firings. Hmmm.

Jeff Sessions' Memory or memory loss

Not since President Ronald Reagan sold drugs to buy guns has the American public heard "I don't remember; in so many variations from a Republican.

I'm not worried about how Republicans would act if a Democrat used the Fog of Recall as an excuse.

I'm thinking, Who is going to take away his driver's license?

Civil War Theories and antebellum reasoning

I've experienced the Civil War first hand as a Damned Yankee who moved into Georgia back in the 1980's.

No, I did not get shot at unless I was shot at and missed. But, I've been broadsided with loose verbal cannons over the so called The Great Cause. Because 'you people' revised history.

Back on Damned Yankee. If you've never heard the term, Damned Yankee, it has a specific and unique Southern meaning. It's not about U.S. intervention in foreign nations or adobe walls painted with the slogan, 'Yankee go home!'

No, 'Yankees' are 'those people' from 'up north.' Robert E. Lee called the federal forces, 'those people.' So 'those people' became 'Yankees' over time. But, the 'damned' doesn't get added unless a 'Yankee' comes south for a vacation and stays. A Damned Yankee is one of 'those people' living next door.

So, soon after moving into the Atlanta Metro Area in 1986, a proud, Southern, Republican, woman called me a Damned Yankee and and explained it to me in the slow measured tones used to mask hatred and contempt.

So, I didn't fire the first verbal broadside, a proper lady fired first.

So, this 'Damned Yankee,' Me, gets to hear the many myths of Southern Heritage including the War of Northern Aggression, the Great Cause, and states rights as the overarching cause of our 'Civil War.'

I'm ranting as a proper Southerner from South Carolina politely revised these argument today. He planted as his source, the writing of a religious scholar responding to Timothy Egan's article in the New York Times.

As we politely mused aloud about the real cause of that unpleasantness, he asked me if maybe the North had a different reason for fighting than the South? Rather than answer yes or no, I played my Abraham Lincoln card. Well, there's no such thing as a card in any discussion but we'll talk about other types of fighting words another day.

Since Lincoln answered a lot of questions by telling 'homespun' stories, I made up my own story in reply to his question about why did the North fight since it had no slaves type of thing.

"Well, I knew this feller, who got himself into a fight and won. And, he did a pretty good job of winning as once a fight is started the only way to be sure of ending it is to win it. So after the fight, people asked him, 'Why did you whoop up on that feller?' My simple minded hero answered, 'Because he hit me first!'

What ever combination of reason drove the North in the Civil War, the South struck first to preserve, not slavery, but the right to breed human beings into life time and generational slavery based on race.

I don't know why we need to debate past the South's first punch.

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Dueling Campaign ads

How I see dueling political ads, using 'Mike Parker' as the candidate's name.

Mike Parker has brown hair.

No, Mike Parker is bald.

I'm Mike Parker and I have black hair.

I've seen Mike Parker and he has gray hair.

"I've never tried to hide my gray hair."

Mike Parker is a member of a Hair Club cult.

"I've never been a member of the Hair Club for Men."

They're all the same when it comes to hair!

He has hair on his back!

He protects the environment by not washing his hair.

He had hair before he didn't have hair!

"I could shave my head on Fifth Avenue and still get elected."

Hair is not an issue to me.

I don't care and I'm going to vote for him anyway.

I'll never vote for him!

"I'm Mike Parker and I paid for this mess."

Sunday, June 4, 2017

Senseless gun death. Girlfriend killed by graduation gift.

I hate posting this kind of stuff.

High school grad gets a gun as a reward. Wonderful award after 12 years of schooling. Nothing says, 'You're now a responsible member of a gun toting society" than a gun gift. I hope it was wrapped up in a coffin shaped box. They needed a coffin a few minutes later when 12 years of schooling proved not enough. Not enough.

Teen kills girlfriend

The story gets worse. His girlfriend, Lucina Luna, was shot in her own home. By her boyfriend. Who got a gun as a graduation gift. From her father.

Yes. 'I love you. Dad thinks you're great. Here's a gun for you. Now shoot me with it and seal our lives together. Forever.'

Saturday, June 3, 2017

Fake news that makes ya go spew

In fake news ...

Yesterday, Trump said that he would be honored to meet with Kim Jong Un. When asked why, Trump said, “Because I’ve heard her music, and she sounds beautiful.”

House Republicans are again trying to repeal and replace Obamacare, even though they don’t have the votes. House Republicans defended themselves and said, “Please, it’s a soothing ritual that comforts us.”

German Chancellor Angela Merkel says she is confident that fake news will not harm her chances in Germany’s election. In fact, Merkel is so confident she’s going to win, she’s not even going to campaign in Wisconsin.

Not fake news ...

Trump’s thinking the government should go on a break. How is this going to work? This is the federal government, not Ross and Rachel.

And, if you don't know Ross and Rachel ...

On Twitter this morning, Donald Trump suggested the U.S. needs a “good shutdown” to fix a deadlocked Congress. I don’t think Donald Trump realizes that the government is not like a computer. You can’t fix it by turning it off and turning it back on again.

Doesn't work with the Hostage Virus.

And, finally, for the sweet tooth in all of us,

A picture went viral of a man delivering a 30-gallon tub of Cinnabon frosting on a bus — or as we call him in my house, Santa Claus. You just know everyone on that bus was like, “Forget my stop, I’ve got to see how this ends.” 30 gallons — that’s enough for nearly two Cinnabons.