Putin printed a new Chapter in the King Donald Bible, Russian Revelations.
Revelations 12.25.1 Never elect a President in a foreign country unless that country shares a contiguous border with Russia for those who would be leaders must be deceivers with a Fake Press.
Revelations 25.12.1 Repent before slaying your Enemies because you won't have time to eat the popcorn while they die.
Revelations 13.27.2 They blaspheme who in their works deny the past before the present falls behind tomorrow when a new email reality shall be first and last.
Revelations 72.9.1 When thee shyte gets real, make small lies for thy self must survive the Devil.