SETI closes its doors saying, All intelligent Alien life died

In other news, all alien life on others planets have died leaving us the last earth. SETI announced in a press conference this evening.

"If there were any intelligent life forms existing in the galaxy, they would have found us and saved us from Donald Trump. Sadly, this is the ultimate truth of alien life. They died. We are all that's left. Now we go home and watch reruns of Gilligan’s Island."

We are now the oldest form and the youngest form of life in the universe. Best we join Gilligan in isolation.