“If you simply put your faith in Jesus coming down in flesh, through a human being, God becoming flesh living on the earth, dying on the cross for the sins of the world, being buried, and being raised from the dead—yours and mine and everybody else’s problems will be solved. And the next time we see you, we will say: ‘You are now a brother. Our brother.’ So then we look at you totally different then. See what I’m saying?”
Is it so bad to say that? Nope. It's what comes later that spins my head around and spews pea soup.
"We ought to just be repentant, turn to God, and let’s get on with it, and everything will turn around.”
How about 'how he sees the popularity of Duck Dynasty as a small corrective to all that we have lost.' That should have been a clue to what was coming. BTW, we lost all those Christian symbols in public spaces and that has diluted those founding principles of a country founded on Christianity. I didn't know that Lincoln used to display Christ on the Cross at Cabinet meetings. Did you? And that Washington guy forcing the mint to put Mother Mary's picture on the 1974 silver dollar. And a white dove on the back. It's just a shame we lost that.
“Everything is blurred on what’s right and what’s wrong,” he says. “Sin becomes fine.”
Yeah. It does. Historical revisionism. Only 5 Commandments. Mother Mary never married. Jesus never had a job as a carpenter. It's a sin to have changed that story around. Even making Jesus into a socialistic Black guy.
But, Duck Dude, what do you really thing about?
“Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men,” he says. Then he paraphrases Corinthians: “Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”
He helps us wash that down with a six pack of beer while filming a State Farm ad.
“I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person. Not once. Where we lived was all farmers. The blacks worked for the farmers. I hoed cotton with them. I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. We’re going across the field.... They’re singing and happy. I never heard one of them, one black person, say, ‘I tell you what: These doggone white people’—not a word!... Pre-entitlement, pre-welfare, you say: Were they happy? They were godly; they were happy; no one was singing the blues.”
Repeat after me: I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash. White Trash. White Trash. White Trash. Then hang on for this next line.
“It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”
I agree; sin ins't logical. No more than operating a sporting goods store than doesn't sell guns.
Repeat after me: It's not logical. It's not logical. It's not logical. It's the reality of TV.
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