Good gun bites man in ass

Nope. Never happen.

In tilted news today, a future murderer was innocently shopping in an Ass and Ho Shop for a hook up.

Loaded pellet rifles immediately notified the Gung Ho department and a good gun was dispatched.

When the good gun found the future felon trolling in salt water taffy, no shots could be fired without hitting Candy.

Feeling the immediacy and wanting to save future lives, the gun bit the man in the ass giving him a limp.

So remember, if you see any limp men looking for a hook up at the Ass and Ho Shop, they're ass bites.