Friends don't let friends click banner ads.

Have you ever clicked a banner ad? I have.

Faced with middle aged hair loss, I clicked on a banner for Grow New Hair. Within hours, both ears had long brown tresses. The next click made an Afro inside one ear. I had to click two more banners to get a 'fro in the other ear to match. The extra click purchased a Russian wife. She was delivered by FedEx who broke both of her legs by throwing her over my fence. My chain link face and the dozen pit bulls inside it came from a banner promising 24 hour Security. Watching the dogs chewing on my newest wife, I tried clicking a banner for legal help. I wound up divorced from my mother. Knowing I needed to escape the law, I clicked a banner for travel. I'm now a merchant marine. I'm going to click the next banner that I see for Enjoy Your Retirement. If I get lucky, someone will beat me in the head so I can sleep forty years.