Chris Christie resigns in New Jersey. Enters Georgia Primary

Secretly, NJ Governor Chris Christie has been living with the locally infamous Ashley Bell.

When confronted about Christie, Bell denied the crazy allegations.

'I back Governor Nathan Deal 100%. He's a true fiscal conservative who is going to win re-election by cutting pensions, getting rid of Medicare/Medicaid, and repealing Obamacare.

'Unless the former Governor of New Jersey, the Honorable Chris Christie happens to donate several million dollars to me on Martin Luther King Day, I'll have nothing to do with him. I mean I won't even get between him and my refrigerator. I'm doing nothing to stop the man.

'I'll like to remind everyone that when I was County Commissioner, the Republicans never invited to the annual, official State of the County Address. They kept me completely in the dark. Ignored me. That's why I switched parties. Because I can't get anything done without the GOP.'

Rumors of Christie dining at Johnny's BBQ are false.

An official non-spokesmodel for the allegedly former Governor says the Great Man loves the State of Georgia. Always has. Especially it's strong State Ethics Commission. That is un-offically wrong. You didn't read it here or there.