Justin Bieber deported by President Obama

This official announcement just in off the wires:

President Barack Obama went around House Republicans today and deported Justin Bieber to Canada.

Through a spokesmodel, the White House said, "Bieber is a danger to our children and our pop culture. He has become dangerous, reckless, destructive and taken Canadian Oxycontin. We have had Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nation's youth."

House Republicans responded, "The Imperial President, Barack Obama, has again ignored the Constitution. Soon he will be firing Big Bird and blaming it on Mitt Romney. Deporting Justin Bieber is punishing job creators. It's class warfare and an attack on the wealthy."

Speaker John Boehner said, "Bieber has signed a Contract with America. He pays taxes on his Canadian drugs through Obamacare's Shirt-Off-My-Back Coverage. He uses American doctors to get his drugs. He buys gasoline made from Texas crude oil. He was born down the street from my good friend in the US Senate, Rafael Edward Cruz. There are no greater patriots."

Representative Ileana Ros-Lehtinen gave a short written statement in Spanish comparing Obama to Raul Castro.

Former Representative Geoff Davis allegedly said, "It's enough to make me renounce my citizenship and return to Quebec."

Rush Limbaugh has threatened to leave it to the Bieber. The whole country that is. "If Bieber is denied his 3rd Amendment Rights by a President born overseas, then I will leave my beloved America and move into one of my vacation homes in a country with no extradition treaties."

Joe Biden had no comment.