Liz Cheney Quits

Former King of the World, Dick Cheney, announced today that his daughter is no longer allowed out of the bedroom. And, he's moved her bedroom out of Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming.

Seems King Dick had two fall back plans should Liz fail to buy a Senate seat. If you think that's funny, think about Braselton, GA. It's in four counties and used to be owned by Kim Basinger.

Now talking about her bedroom being big enough for four counties would be funny. Liz Cheney having a bedroom shared by three states is just rude. Given that Utah, Idaho, and Wyoming are the top three Red states in the union, I bet Liz had a lot of people checking her bedroom.

Liz was forced to give the standard 'family illness' excuse for staying in her bedroom until after the Senate election.

Perhaps you remember Casey Cagle's tear stained "My back hurts too much to be President" speech. Cagle meant to say Governor as he was running for Governor before the back injury. As I remember, someone had been helping to tie his shoes at the office. He might have recovered from the initial injury but his wife tried to straighten him out.

Liz on the other hand, started running for office knowing her father bought a heart.

Maybe King Dick is suffering a rejection episode. I hope not.

It would be the first time he's ever acknowledged rejection.

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