Ebola cured when Republicans win control of Congress

EBOLA! eBola! EbOlA!

A virus just won an election in the United States and it wasn't in a computer, on a ballot, or active in the population.,

EBOLA!

Republicans tried their Bengay cream aka the Bengazi Scream. That didn't cure their second rate skin problems.

They tried Abortion by Time Machine but couldn't kill Obama before he was born.

But, once the virus, ebola, landed in the USA, the GOP found a glowing warmth growing in their faces.

Obama, the black man from Africa, secretly is infecting white people with a deadly disease.

Even Democrats believed. No Obama campaign visits. No photo ops. No support from or for the President.

eBola!

Read the headlines before the election. Obama acted too late to save us from ebola. Obama appoints Ebola Czar. State governments appointed ebola czars. Nothing could stop ebola until the election was over.

EbOlA!

Cured in the USA. No more patients. No more deaths. No more.

Are ya happy, America? I think the cure is worse than the disease.

Ebola! Five times more dangerous than Dick Cheney

As media savant Grayson Daughters said today, 'We' should be embarrassed when the hational 'news farms' cover Georgia's issues better than anyone in Georgia. The New York Times ebola coverage provided this information.

As [Emory]doctors and nurses there worked to keep desperately ill patients alive in August, the county threatened to disconnect Emory from sewer lines if Ebola wastes went down the drain. The company that hauled medical trash to the incinerator refused to take anything used on an Ebola patient unless it was sterilized first. Couriers would not drive the patients’ blood samples a few blocks away for testing at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. And pizza places would not deliver to staff members in any part of the hospital.

Since I'm not a serious blog, I'll compare sanitation with pizza and sandwiches.

When Emory had one (1) ebola patient, the pizza places stopped delivery services to staff members. Jimmy John's speedy services continued while local government wanted to cut off the water.

So much for the defenders of the Noble Cause, Bible thumping, Sunday morning compassion, and Southern manners.

No pizza for you! Said the pizza Nazi from Atlanta.

No water for you! Said Boss Hog.

No courage.

For all the talk and posturing about a New South or the merits of the Old South, when the jungle comes calling in Atlanta, Atlanta's finest invoke the basic laws of the jungle.

Number of Ebola patients double in the United States. Cases brought in by air travel.

Yup,I can do irresponsible journalism.

A few days ago, there were no reported cases of Ebola in the United States. Suddenly, we had a case in Metro Atlanta. Now, we have two. And nobody knows the name of this ebola disease.

In five days, the number of ebola cases being treated in the United States has doubled. Who is watching out for us?

I say Obama should have closed the borders with F16s if needed. Rumors in the media have these cases coming in on international air flights. OMG!

I'm not taking my shoes off for Homeland Security at the airport. Hell No! I'm wearing a level 32 Super Suit from my house to my hotel room. Hotel room you ask? There have been no documented ebola cases in the US at a hotel. It's important to know that because when the evacuations start, where are you going to go?

Hell, if you live in Atlanta, the threat of an ice storm can close down the interstates. Imagine my neighbor trying to pass me on an exit ramp during the coming Ebola Evac. That ain't going to happen.

Who doesn't have concerns about the government right now? Did you see the cover up on Bengazi?, Think about how Bush handled Iraqand you might want to start looking at alternative governments. Finding an alternative government that support your needs takes a lot of time and research. If you haven't done the work by now, listen to Rush Limbaugh. Where ever he goes, there will be drugs, guns, and freedom.

So listen up all you preppers. Dig up those caches of guns. Filter the water in your toilet. Get out your yellow radiation suit. Use your pyridostigmine bromide if you don't have your order of Ebola vaccine from your underground supply chain.

This ebola stuff is being spread by air.

For the non-prepper, begin harassing phone calls to the CDC. "Call them, write them, heckle them in the streets if you have to, but don’t allow them to ignore" you.

Read more nonsense on how you are at risk of dying in a panic at Ebola Is Us.