Showing posts with label election 2010. Show all posts
Showing posts with label election 2010. Show all posts

Monday, March 15, 2010

Mike Parker is running for office

Yup.

Democrats don't want me.

Republicans don't want me.

I must be perfect for the job!

I won't have to worry about pleasing a support base, opinion polls, or winning.

Ought to be easy enough. I'll just speak my mind. So when is the qualifying for Dog Catcher?