I survived the 60's until I turned 60

Jimi Hendrix was playing the guitar. He played it behind his back, with his teeth while going down on this chick, Janis Joplin. She was moaning and crooning in a gravelly voice about a John named McGee. The pulsing orgasms of the setting sun framed the stage.

I dropped more brown acid and tripped on past the post coital cuddles. The downer dry mouth woke me and Boom! It is today! A black man lives in the White House and Red Necks with guns guard the Jolly Green Marines. Jeeps come with four doors and gays in married pairs. Jesus Freaks rebuilt the Temple and sold it to corporate person-hoods. Gold Freaks wave signs on street corners declaring the Note is dead, killed by Fred. Bruce Jenner puts the seat down and stands up for women. Teen girls all wear the same Barbie boobs and plastic smiles.

There's a war in some country we want to own and we lost a war in a country no one now owns. If you're sick enough, you can have hash. Maybe. Smokes come with an extra set of batteries and cars get a charge outside the bar. Johnny De Law takes moving pictures proving guilt of the innocent dead.

So it goes all Slaughter House Five but I survived the 60's until I turned 60.

What shape will boredom take tonight?