An Army BlackHawk helicopter made an emergency landing in Lilburn, Georgia after the Trunk Lid Open warning light flashed red. Despite the courage of the fearless crew, the pilot insisted on landing.
The CIA, fearing high tech equipment might fall into the hands of .... rebels, sent a General Atomics MQ-1 Predator drone into the area. Had the crew been unable to successfully re-close the trunk and suppress the warning light, The CIA, under a secret 1864 Executive Order, would have destroyed the BlackHawk and its crew.
With red pick up trucks driven by Tea Party rednecks rushing to the area, the co-pilot rushed into action.
She shot the warning light out with her sidearm.
Despite her quick thinking which saved the lives of her crew members and the $21 million dollar malfunctioning helicopter, she faces possible disciplinary action for discharging a firearm.
Speaking off the record, the co-pilot said, "There ain't no fracken trunk on no BlackHawk helicopter."
A non-unofficial comment wasn't made the the Air Force, "We are letting her off easy. She broke the chain of command, ignoring the senior officers order to get out and close the trunk lid. If we don't throw the book at her, other women co-pilots may get ideas about which warning lights are valid warning light. We can't have that. It's slippery slope. Next they'll stop to get directions."
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Monday, February 10, 2014
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