Wanna pray while I'm texting, eating a burger, or changing a diaper

"I think it's great that 'you' have a solid belief which brings you comfort. I don't care if it is religion or little green men on Mars as long as you are happy. But, I don't want to hear about your 2,000 year pagan rituals. You don't bring me comfort or happiness when you're spewing that shit in my face."