Showing posts with label star wars spoilers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label star wars spoilers. Show all posts

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Possible Star Wars spoilers

If Star Wars were truly Americanized ...


All Light Sabers would be semi-automatic with pistol grips.













Snowspeeders would have had better ground effect skirts.





The Imperial AT-AT would have painted pink desert camo.









The Millennium Falcon would have some old bumper stickers supporting Bush/Cheney for Emperor.






The Stormtrooper's uniform would have a drop down back door. And, graffiti on the helmets.



Darth Vader would have been drinking Coke Zero.





Luke's Landspeeder would have had sunvisors with lighted vanity mirrors and an Elvis bobblehead doll on the dash.