Washington shooter related to George Washington

In the bazaar of reality, my blog gets a zero today.

Abner Doubleday was not involved in the Lincoln assassination but a direct descendant of George Washington just shot 9 men wearing black socks over a diamond. With rubber bands and a homemade rubber band gun.

Five maids a milking watched as a former Combat Surgeon, named Hawkeye after a famous native American, rubbed dirt into the wounds and advised the victims to, 'Walk it off.'

I have been damned to Hell, again, for thinking about maybe discussing these things so soon after such a tragic event. Mine Godt! They haven't even picked up all the rubber bands yet! Have some decency man!

According to Paul, who saw the whole thing from the top dugout step, the off duty Meter maids, armed with bananas, saved an untold number of batting gloves. They also ripped the rubber band gun from the teeth of the assailant who was willing to give up his eye teeth for the Right to Bear Arms.

Seriously, why can't we discuss gun control today? It's not because the victims and the victim's family deserve a quiet time for grief.

We could never discuss cancer cures if we waited for a cancer free day to initiate research.

Chris Barnard would be transplanting dog hearts for a secret society.

And, the Iron Lung manufacturers would be blocking drug research.

All medical science would stop.

If we waited for the perfect day ...

There's no perfect time. What we did not discuss yesterday, killed people today. It is our shame that any human would ban science to protect ignorance.

We must discuss today for the benefit of tomorrow.