Putin is the Father of Stormy Danielson

True but very not interestings?

Trump's DNA matches! He is the Father!

A private investigator, driving a red Ferrari, stole a DNA sample from Donald Trump while the President was visiting Hawaii looking for a long form birth certificate.

The PI's two accomplishes, named Zeus and Apollo, kept the Secret Service at bay during the robbery.

The DNA evidence was read out by Maury Povich during a break from commercials selling Reverse Mortgages.

The evidence is in. Donald Trump is the father of Stormy Daniels and the father of Olaf.

Could be? Fake News? Scored some bad pizza and grew a warped sense of humor? Papa John's!

Stormy Daniels Abortion

Can you imagine that headline in the papers tomorrow?

How about a lead in line like this?

Stormy Daniels forced to have late term abortion by Trump. Trumps lawyer paid for it. Flown to secret location in Mexico.

It could happen. Might be in the super market tabloids by now.

Educate the children so ...

Educate the children so that it is unnecessary to educate the adults.

Trump is the measure of our failure to educate children.

Hillary Clinton won election

Hillary Clinton won the election.

NRA fixed the results.

Bennie Sanders should be Vice President.

Fake news.