Obama decoys on Sale in Arizona

In a press conference this morning, the White House Spokesmodel revealed the biggest of all our state secrets.

The White House has 71 full size Obama decoys, some animated.

"It's our last line of defense should an individual jump the fence, get past the outer perimeter of Secret Service and dogs, enter the building through a door or a window. We'll done extensive computer modeling. Any would be assassin would be single minded. If he or she killed one of the decoys, they would stop.

"We tried to expanded the program to Vice President Biden with just two decoys. It took six weeks to find the VP. He was at home on the sofa watching reruns of the West Wing. Seems he had entered the White House and found himself. The psychological shock of finding self awareness late in life was too much for him. He remains under care leaving us with one Biden Decoy in the White House and another on tour."

Within 4 hours of the announcement, Markie's Sporting Goods and Full Auto Weapon Sales in downtown Arizone began selling Obama decoys by the dozen. The full size dozen costs $199 and the Magnum Lite Carry is available for $299.

Markie told reporters, "No, we're not trying to attract Obama into an ambush. We think we can attract Democratic voters into an ambush."

The National Society of GOP Lovers has 2 million full sized decoys on order for election day delivery.

"We're going to turn this country around by putting Obama decoys outside of polling places. The Obama faithful will be too busy bowing to their Gawd to vote. This is plan. It will work. Wait and see."

All of the above or most of it was stolen from some other writer. Like President Donald Duck Reagan, I forgot who.