"A Gun to my Head!"

I’m reluctant to write this since the school shooting in Nevada. My apology to anyone offended by the timing.

Seems there has been a invisible gun pointed at my head for years by the federal government. Or, I’ve been too much of a ‘libtard’ to see this lethal threat.

Anyway, the government has been taking money from conservatives with a gun.

Now, I’ve never seen anyone robbed like this. But, I haven’t seen anyone robbed with a knife or a big rock. I don’t even know if muggers use big rocks. I’m thinking that if I haven’t seen the government robbing people at gun point, I might have missed out on the proper use of a big rock.

So a couple of my Facebook friends were having a discussion about National Public Radio, NPR . Well, I think they were talking about NPR. They keep calling it NGR, National Government Radio. Or, National Propaganda Radio. Or Pravda.
I got the impression that Big Bird carried the gun to rob people for NPR. So I asked what did the gun look like and please describe the person holding the gun.

That might have been when I was called a moron. But, it was repeated again that money for “National Propaganda Radio is taken by force. BY FORCE! – AT GUNPOINT.”

Being the ever inquisitive ‘moron,’ I asked about this whole gunpoint thing again. Seriously, if someone is holding a gun to your head, saying 'I’m taking your money and giving it to NPR,' you would be able to describe the person and the gun. Even small details like the gun was placed like 'between my eyes' or 'to my temple.'

No one took that question seriously. I might have been called a ‘libtard’ at that point. Hard to remember all the really funny putdowns. Especially when I’m a complete moron libtard like that "guy from Kenya."

So no one remembered any details of their robbery at gun point beyond NPR getting the loot. So I boldly challenged the room to prove their money was taken and given to NPR. The best answer came from “Lee.” Who must be a direct descendant of Robert E. Lee. “At $446 million (supposedly the amount given to NPR), every dollar everyone paid on this thread in taxes went to NGR aka NPR.”

At this point, I felt my inquiry was getting somewhere. They were talking about taxes. Plus, Big Bird was off the hook for mugging. I really was worried about him and Cookie Monster.

"So someone in the government holds a gun to your head to collect your taxes! Why didn't you just say that! Now, what did they look like and what kind of gun did they have? After all, if the tax man is mugging you on the street, with a gun, there must be witnesses and stuff. That is if anyone in this room pays taxes.”

The angry response was, “I can produce a check stub to demonstrate that I am, indeed paying taxes - which are extracted from me BY FORCE! - AT GUNPOINT! You can also see that NPR receives money - taken from Citizens BY FORCE!”

By now, I wasn’t surprised by the anger or tone of the discussion. But I was pissed off because my check stub doesn’t disclose anything about how the government spends my tax dollars.

I must need a new accountant. I'd really like to know which welfare queen with a Cadillac is getting both of my tax dollars. Maybe she can use me as another dependent.

So that conservative guy really gets mugged every week by the IRS. Which I didn’t understand even after he ‘screamed ‘at me, “The IRS employs ARMED AGENTS. Do you deny that basic, pedestrian fact?”

This guy knew his stuff, though. The armed agents employed by the IRS all carry “little 10mm MP10 submachine guns.” That must fit well in a shoulder holster under a Brooks Brothers suit. Maybe they tuck it in the waist band. Again, just because I haven’t seen anyone mugged with a big rock doesn’t mean it doesn’t ever happen. So it's possible IRS shop at Brooks Brothers Conceal Carry Department.

All that to collect money for this state run media called National Government Radio. Which is not biased at all.

I’ll get back to everyone on the exact mugging procedures used by armed agents of the IRS when taking your lunch money as soon as I can.

I've already started research on how the local governments mug people for 'property taxes.'

Georgia's 10th Congressional District Special Election Update

As I predicted, Jim Whitehead is not making public appearances in the 10th District. He's snubbing Athens intentionally because he hates the 'liberals' who live there.

Sounds like he would make a great representative in Congress. If he doesn't win the election, maybe he can get a job cleaning the restrooms.

Rude and crude remarks aside, Whitehead has an incurable form of foot in mouth disease.

The Atlanta Press Club organized a free public forum in Athens. The Athens event would give wide exposure to all the candidates in the race. According to this story in the Athens Banner-Herald, Whitehead's schedule was the deciding factor in setting up the event. Event planners called his campaign, worked out the details with the campaign, and set the date and time based on Jim's personal whims.

Now Jim Whitehead is running away from the event like a whipped puppy.

I say the man is chicken. A true Yellow-bellied coward. And a liar.

He agreed to the forum upfront with no intention of attending.

Whitehead is the GOP machines candidate in the special election for the 10th. If he wins the 10th, the 10th loses.

It's been eight months since the 10th District had a truly active voice and representation on the floor of the U.S. House. Sonny Perdue delayed the special election to give Whitehead the best possible chance of winning. Whitehead might have used his state office and perks to run his campaign in the 10th while attending the Georgia Legislature.

Now, he can't speak in public and answer a few questions in the company of all the other candidates.

If Jim 'Yellow-bellied' Whitehead can't be trusted to keep his word, why did the GOP even put his name on the voting ballot?

Why would anyone vote for such a coward and a liar?

Jim "Yellow-bellied" Whitehead for Congressional toilet seat cleaner!

10th Congressional District Republicans

Dr. Paul Broun slung some mud at crazy Jim Whitehead in the Athens Banner on Tuesday, May 22, 2007.

The assumed Republican winner, if you ask Jim Whitehead, is Jim Whitehead. But, I predict you won't see Jim Whitehead making anymore public appearances between now and election day.

As Dr. Broun notes in the Athens Banner, Whitehead has a serious case of "Foot N Mouth."

This trench warfare started with Whitehead threatening to bomb UGA off the face of the planet. Whitehead issued a standard Republican "No Apology Apology" on April the 7th, calling the comment just a joke being taken out of context. Republicans are distancing themselves from the loony accusation made by Whitehead that left-wing political activists have a voter drive to sign up known al-Qaida terrorists.

So what is the Exit Strategy for the trench mouthed Whitehead?

Don't appear in public. Don't make any comments to the press. Have a Howard Stern type Spokes-model to raise votes. Pay someone else to clean up his image. But, the Doctor isn't having none of that.

Dr. Broun also diagnosed Whitehead with the classic two faced fiscal conservative label.

"Whitehead also talks about stopping the spending in Washington while he has voted to increase the state budget by 23.5 percent over the last three years. He also has voted to increase Georgia's bonded indebtedness by $1 billion. What is conservative about this?"

Sounds like the Republican politics as usual crowd Dr. Broun says he hates. Throw mud and then deny having dirty hands.

The clean choice would be James Marlow in this race from my cheap seat in the 9th District. Do a little research and see if you want another GOP mudslinging politician in Congress.