"A Gun to my Head!"

I’m reluctant to write this since the school shooting in Nevada. My apology to anyone offended by the timing.

Seems there has been a invisible gun pointed at my head for years by the federal government. Or, I’ve been too much of a ‘libtard’ to see this lethal threat.

Anyway, the government has been taking money from conservatives with a gun.

Now, I’ve never seen anyone robbed like this. But, I haven’t seen anyone robbed with a knife or a big rock. I don’t even know if muggers use big rocks. I’m thinking that if I haven’t seen the government robbing people at gun point, I might have missed out on the proper use of a big rock.

So a couple of my Facebook friends were having a discussion about National Public Radio, NPR . Well, I think they were talking about NPR. They keep calling it NGR, National Government Radio. Or, National Propaganda Radio. Or Pravda.
I got the impression that Big Bird carried the gun to rob people for NPR. So I asked what did the gun look like and please describe the person holding the gun.

That might have been when I was called a moron. But, it was repeated again that money for “National Propaganda Radio is taken by force. BY FORCE! – AT GUNPOINT.”

Being the ever inquisitive ‘moron,’ I asked about this whole gunpoint thing again. Seriously, if someone is holding a gun to your head, saying 'I’m taking your money and giving it to NPR,' you would be able to describe the person and the gun. Even small details like the gun was placed like 'between my eyes' or 'to my temple.'

No one took that question seriously. I might have been called a ‘libtard’ at that point. Hard to remember all the really funny putdowns. Especially when I’m a complete moron libtard like that "guy from Kenya."

So no one remembered any details of their robbery at gun point beyond NPR getting the loot. So I boldly challenged the room to prove their money was taken and given to NPR. The best answer came from “Lee.” Who must be a direct descendant of Robert E. Lee. “At $446 million (supposedly the amount given to NPR), every dollar everyone paid on this thread in taxes went to NGR aka NPR.”

At this point, I felt my inquiry was getting somewhere. They were talking about taxes. Plus, Big Bird was off the hook for mugging. I really was worried about him and Cookie Monster.

"So someone in the government holds a gun to your head to collect your taxes! Why didn't you just say that! Now, what did they look like and what kind of gun did they have? After all, if the tax man is mugging you on the street, with a gun, there must be witnesses and stuff. That is if anyone in this room pays taxes.”

The angry response was, “I can produce a check stub to demonstrate that I am, indeed paying taxes - which are extracted from me BY FORCE! - AT GUNPOINT! You can also see that NPR receives money - taken from Citizens BY FORCE!”

By now, I wasn’t surprised by the anger or tone of the discussion. But I was pissed off because my check stub doesn’t disclose anything about how the government spends my tax dollars.

I must need a new accountant. I'd really like to know which welfare queen with a Cadillac is getting both of my tax dollars. Maybe she can use me as another dependent.

So that conservative guy really gets mugged every week by the IRS. Which I didn’t understand even after he ‘screamed ‘at me, “The IRS employs ARMED AGENTS. Do you deny that basic, pedestrian fact?”

This guy knew his stuff, though. The armed agents employed by the IRS all carry “little 10mm MP10 submachine guns.” That must fit well in a shoulder holster under a Brooks Brothers suit. Maybe they tuck it in the waist band. Again, just because I haven’t seen anyone mugged with a big rock doesn’t mean it doesn’t ever happen. So it's possible IRS shop at Brooks Brothers Conceal Carry Department.

All that to collect money for this state run media called National Government Radio. Which is not biased at all.

I’ll get back to everyone on the exact mugging procedures used by armed agents of the IRS when taking your lunch money as soon as I can.

I've already started research on how the local governments mug people for 'property taxes.'

Rhinos in Kenya versus RINO's in Congress

Our world is losing biological diversity at an alarming rate. One threatened beast is the rhino. That huge hog with armor plating and a monster sized hood ornament.

Poachers have nearly hunted them to extinction cutting off the horn and leaving the carcass to rot. The horn has mythical value to some as a healing agent. It's much more valuable to the rhino.

Kenya is now forming a plan to slow or stop the rhino poachers. The Australian reports all remaining rhinos will have a microchip implanted in their horn.

Before any jokes about the NSA monitoring the chips, park rangers will do it with hand held scanners. Plus, those rangers get to subdue the beasts before implanting the chips.

There's a job opportunity in that some where.

But, what to do when the poacher is caught? I've suggested cutting off their noses.

Certain Republican members in the House of Representatives tried that recently and liked it. They may do it again. Hopefully, this cutting off one's nose to spite the country will continue in Congress until we can separate the REAL Republicans from the pretend Republicans by looking at them.

Rhinos and RINOs should have noses. The selfish can do without them.