Russian President Vladimir Putin has been outed as gay. His ex-lover died today of a mysterious radiation poison found only in the former USSR.
Sven Munger of the Zurich Police Department, ”We can confirm that the radioactive agent is a very rare russian product named TCDD Dioxin.
These gay rumors have been buried for some time. Western experts claim the world had been keeping "Putty-Put" sexual habits secret to avoid embarrassing the Bush Family.
Well, who do you think took all those photo's of Putin with his shirt off? Obama?
