Russian Separatists attacked Putin in a failed assassination attempt yesterday. Using fidget spinners in the first militarization of the harmless toys, Two men, disguised as street vendors, stopped a motorcade containing 700 personal trainers, a horse, and Putin.
The would be assassins twirled multiple spinners in the newest display of martial arts which immobilized the 700 personal trainers and alledged froze Putin.
Putin's horse, also in the motorcade, immediately recognized the danger. After kicking its way out of the gilded animal trailer, it charged the assassins, scattering the men and their deadly spinners.
Freed from the spin induced coma, the 700 personal trainers, in a rare public display of Russian Flash Mob, the trainers quickly formed a phalanx, singing Thriller.
A Western Journalist captured the Flash Mob on video.
This is the only evidence of the failed assassination.
According to a Russian press release three hours later, 7 bearing factories exploded in China and India.
Unrelated story on Putin and fidget spinners.
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Thursday, July 20, 2017
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
Thursday, May 18, 2017
312 Cossacks and Counting
This week in blogging news, 312 Russian Cossacks have entered my blog. Three times as many Russians read my blog than Americans. The question which dumbfounds me is why do they visit a blog named North Georgia Democrats which has no affiliation with any political party?
Well, there was that post about Putin killing his gay lover. My sources, rather poor sources, claimed Putin went all Sharon Stone with an ice pick followed with a Silence of the Lambs dinner party with fava beans and a nice Vodka.
The story proved to be false. Putin did not kill his lover. His favorite butt buddy lives part time in New Jersey. Safe from the Russian grill. For now.
Then, I wrote that story about Putin and the Time Machine. Seriously, what would you do with a time machine if you were the Third Most Powerful Man in the World, with Obama being first and that Korean guy second? Would you meddle in the past or seek out future events? Most of us would travel forward but not a True Conservative. They would go meddle in the past.
So Putin traveled back and tried, over and over, to destroy the US. After 100's of trips, he destroyed the time machine. Someone heard him say, it works out better this way. Hold my beer.
Then, Marx met Lenin in the Pope's purgatory. It was a true story. But, dasvidaniya Comrades! I gave first billing to Marx who never killed 20 million people. Oh, that must have hurt.
So, I just don't know what could attract an audience in a totalitarian country. Shrug.
Well, there was that post about Putin killing his gay lover. My sources, rather poor sources, claimed Putin went all Sharon Stone with an ice pick followed with a Silence of the Lambs dinner party with fava beans and a nice Vodka.
The story proved to be false. Putin did not kill his lover. His favorite butt buddy lives part time in New Jersey. Safe from the Russian grill. For now.
Then, I wrote that story about Putin and the Time Machine. Seriously, what would you do with a time machine if you were the Third Most Powerful Man in the World, with Obama being first and that Korean guy second? Would you meddle in the past or seek out future events? Most of us would travel forward but not a True Conservative. They would go meddle in the past.
So Putin traveled back and tried, over and over, to destroy the US. After 100's of trips, he destroyed the time machine. Someone heard him say, it works out better this way. Hold my beer.
Then, Marx met Lenin in the Pope's purgatory. It was a true story. But, dasvidaniya Comrades! I gave first billing to Marx who never killed 20 million people. Oh, that must have hurt.
So, I just don't know what could attract an audience in a totalitarian country. Shrug.
Saturday, May 13, 2017
Cyber attack
Hey, Buddy. Could I borrow $300 in Bitcoins?
The irony emerges in the recent international cyber attacks. The attacks lock up your computer demanding a ransom, $300 in Bitcoins.
So, with your computer frozen, how do you buy Bitcoins and pay the ransom?
And, the attacks allegedly originate with the USA's stolen software. I don't see how. Capitalism shines at collecting the 'coin.'
Had to be Putin's left elbow in this one.
The irony emerges in the recent international cyber attacks. The attacks lock up your computer demanding a ransom, $300 in Bitcoins.
So, with your computer frozen, how do you buy Bitcoins and pay the ransom?
And, the attacks allegedly originate with the USA's stolen software. I don't see how. Capitalism shines at collecting the 'coin.'
Had to be Putin's left elbow in this one.
Thursday, May 11, 2017
Putin gives Republican Party leaders Order of Lenin medals made of Fools Gold
Putin sent a dozen 'Order of Lenin' medals to the USA via FedEx. The Justice Department intercepted the package. The CIA refused to open and inspect the boxes. The package being on domestic soil, the job fell to the FBI.
Being smarter than a cat, the FBI refused to open the boxes saying, 'if we open the box, a cat dies. Nobody wants to kill a cat.'
A reporter shouting questions from the street corner nearest the potentially explosive boxes was arrested. Jelly Konrad, Republican leadership spokesperson denied any connection with the reporter's arrest. 'Yes,' she said, ' we know the reporter. He's a reporter. But, he wasn't reporting at the time of his arrest. This precludes the arrest from any violation of the reporting clause in the Constitution.'
Seance' Spicer twitted from under a rose bush that the reporter wasn't really a reporter because he wasn't reporting anything, just yelling about explosives. And, we can't have someone screaming bomb every time a box full of cats or maybe not full of cats is found by the Justice Department.
When asked why are there cats in the boxes, he repeated, 'There could be communist cats in the boxes. Maybe there aren't communist cats.'
While this exchange continued, a homeless man who looked a lot like Woody Harralson's dad, approached the boxes. Spectators, as no reporters could have been reporting what hadn't happened yet, said the man grabbed the boxes and began running down Pennsylvania Avenue.
Various reports by reporters reporting claimed the man had political motivations in stealing the boxes of cats that might not be in the boxes. Some heard him shout, "Wait 'til I get to the Grassy Knoll with this shit!"
A New England Patriot's linebacker who was not visiting the White House tackled the homeless man. That is when the boxes were dropped and broke open. The Capital police, the FBI, and Seance' Spicer threw their bodies over the broken boxes. Some reporters reported erroneously that Amy Shummer had been thrown onto the boxes. These reporters reported in a later report that it wasn't Amy. It was Melissa McCarthy.
Finally, a deep voice, perhaps that of a man speaking from the shadow filled area of the new parking garage said, 'It's not about pussy!'
We are awaiting a news Conference for pre-reporters at the Rose Garden. A preview of the topic confirms our worst fears.
'We cannot confirm or deny the existence of any communist cats at this time.'
Being smarter than a cat, the FBI refused to open the boxes saying, 'if we open the box, a cat dies. Nobody wants to kill a cat.'
A reporter shouting questions from the street corner nearest the potentially explosive boxes was arrested. Jelly Konrad, Republican leadership spokesperson denied any connection with the reporter's arrest. 'Yes,' she said, ' we know the reporter. He's a reporter. But, he wasn't reporting at the time of his arrest. This precludes the arrest from any violation of the reporting clause in the Constitution.'
Seance' Spicer twitted from under a rose bush that the reporter wasn't really a reporter because he wasn't reporting anything, just yelling about explosives. And, we can't have someone screaming bomb every time a box full of cats or maybe not full of cats is found by the Justice Department.
When asked why are there cats in the boxes, he repeated, 'There could be communist cats in the boxes. Maybe there aren't communist cats.'
While this exchange continued, a homeless man who looked a lot like Woody Harralson's dad, approached the boxes. Spectators, as no reporters could have been reporting what hadn't happened yet, said the man grabbed the boxes and began running down Pennsylvania Avenue.
Various reports by reporters reporting claimed the man had political motivations in stealing the boxes of cats that might not be in the boxes. Some heard him shout, "Wait 'til I get to the Grassy Knoll with this shit!"
A New England Patriot's linebacker who was not visiting the White House tackled the homeless man. That is when the boxes were dropped and broke open. The Capital police, the FBI, and Seance' Spicer threw their bodies over the broken boxes. Some reporters reported erroneously that Amy Shummer had been thrown onto the boxes. These reporters reported in a later report that it wasn't Amy. It was Melissa McCarthy.
Finally, a deep voice, perhaps that of a man speaking from the shadow filled area of the new parking garage said, 'It's not about pussy!'
We are awaiting a news Conference for pre-reporters at the Rose Garden. A preview of the topic confirms our worst fears.
'We cannot confirm or deny the existence of any communist cats at this time.'
Wednesday, May 10, 2017
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Noose tightens on Putin and Republicans
Troubled? Troubled!?
A CEO of a family corporation worth billions, makes a hundred grand doing a reality TV show based on the tag line, "You're fired."
The Republicans nominate that CEO and elects him President of the United States. And, when that CEO acts like the tyrant in a Hollywood movie about all that can go wrong in a Banana Republic, all you have to say,
"I feel a little troubled by the second firing of a top federal law enforcement officer involved in the investigation of Russian election interference and international Republican collusion to seize our government."
Read the quote about being troubled while watching Democracy being beaten to death.
Six Reasons Comey might have been fired.
My Six Reasons Comey was fired.
1. Under oath, Comey admitted to be nauseated by Republicans in the White House.
2. Insecure old fart in the White House has to sleep in his New Jersey doghouse because his Russian bride said, 'No way, Jose!'
3. Presidents can't fire comedians on Saturday Night Live.
4. There's a secret war in Cambodia where we are illegally fighting Godless Communists.
5. There were no alien ships or bodies in Area 51.
6. Putin said, "Kim Jong Un told me, you have a little dick and can't get it up without Science. And, Comey told me it was true!"
A CEO of a family corporation worth billions, makes a hundred grand doing a reality TV show based on the tag line, "You're fired."
The Republicans nominate that CEO and elects him President of the United States. And, when that CEO acts like the tyrant in a Hollywood movie about all that can go wrong in a Banana Republic, all you have to say,
"I feel a little troubled by the second firing of a top federal law enforcement officer involved in the investigation of Russian election interference and international Republican collusion to seize our government."
Read the quote about being troubled while watching Democracy being beaten to death.
Six Reasons Comey might have been fired.
My Six Reasons Comey was fired.
1. Under oath, Comey admitted to be nauseated by Republicans in the White House.
2. Insecure old fart in the White House has to sleep in his New Jersey doghouse because his Russian bride said, 'No way, Jose!'
3. Presidents can't fire comedians on Saturday Night Live.
4. There's a secret war in Cambodia where we are illegally fighting Godless Communists.
5. There were no alien ships or bodies in Area 51.
6. Putin said, "Kim Jong Un told me, you have a little dick and can't get it up without Science. And, Comey told me it was true!"
Monday, January 16, 2017
Trump deletes Mossad from his friends list
Moving the Mossad another step towards oblivion, President Elect Donald Trump deleted the Mossad from his friends list, proving nothing by saying nothing.
The Mossad did not respond, clearly proof of its non-person-hood.
Trump clearly won the next step of his on going dispute with intelligence communities called, Making Them Disappear.
The Mossad did not respond, clearly proof of its non-person-hood.
Trump clearly won the next step of his on going dispute with intelligence communities called, Making Them Disappear.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Trump replaced with Russian double during sex party
It's over. Over. Done. Fini!
Unsubstantiated rumours from Helofaplace have not been confirmed as proving anything but if we believe the rumours never reported, ...
the Russians replaced Donald Trump during a sex party with a Cossack back in 1918 using a time machine invented by aliens!
Why 1918 and Trump and Cossacks? Huge hands! Yes, Huge Hands!
Lenin and Stalin, traveling in an alien time machine built to look just like the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, not to be confused with the Anthony Weiner mobiles, visited several sex parties at a discotek owned by Samual W. Frank. While in Sam Frank's disco, bumping and grinding to McFadden & Whitehead's,' Ain't No Stopping Us Now,' Lenin said to Stalin,
... it should be a Russian sex party attended by some decadent real estate developers with small hands, orange hair, and huge debts.
Which is when Stalin reportedly said, 'Can you say Golden Showers?'
Stalin had his favorite Capitalistic pet dog, Peabody, fire up the Whackado machine for 2013.
Well, those details from 2013 will be published in an Elvis expose' entitled, 'Who Killed Elvis Pressley?' printed on the skins of Teaparty leaders.
But, Stalin purged Lenin into history and destroyed Peabody and the Whackado machine before returning to 1918 humming,
Unsubstantiated rumours from Helofaplace have not been confirmed as proving anything but if we believe the rumours never reported, ...
the Russians replaced Donald Trump during a sex party with a Cossack back in 1918 using a time machine invented by aliens!
Why 1918 and Trump and Cossacks? Huge hands! Yes, Huge Hands!
Lenin and Stalin, traveling in an alien time machine built to look just like the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, not to be confused with the Anthony Weiner mobiles, visited several sex parties at a discotek owned by Samual W. Frank. While in Sam Frank's disco, bumping and grinding to McFadden & Whitehead's,' Ain't No Stopping Us Now,' Lenin said to Stalin,
There've been so many things that have held us down
But now it looks like things are finally comin' around, yeah
I know we've got a long long way to go, yeah
And where we'll end up.
... it should be a Russian sex party attended by some decadent real estate developers with small hands, orange hair, and huge debts.
Which is when Stalin reportedly said, 'Can you say Golden Showers?'
Stalin had his favorite Capitalistic pet dog, Peabody, fire up the Whackado machine for 2013.
Well, those details from 2013 will be published in an Elvis expose' entitled, 'Who Killed Elvis Pressley?' printed on the skins of Teaparty leaders.
But, Stalin purged Lenin into history and destroyed Peabody and the Whackado machine before returning to 1918 humming,
Shake your money maker
shake your money maker
Saturday, December 10, 2016
Russia owned the U. S. Presidential Election. Trump agrees it was hacked in his favor.
"Mr. Trump casts the issue as an unknowable mystery. “It could be Russia,” he recently told Time magazine. “And it could be China. And it could be some guy in his home in New Jersey.”
But somebody did it. Just not me and Putin.
From here. Maybe Russia, China, or that Christi guy's basement.
"Mr. Trump in effect declared war on the intelligence agencies in a statement issued by his transition team on Friday evening. 'These are the same people that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.'"
"'We cannot allow foreign governments to interfere in our democracy,' Representative Michael McCaul, a Texas Republican "
"Representative Devin Nunes, a California Republican, said on Friday that he had no doubt about Russia’s culpability."
Why should we care? Why should we be surprised? Trump said elections were rigged. He meant it. He proved it.
Source
But somebody did it. Just not me and Putin.
From here. Maybe Russia, China, or that Christi guy's basement.
"Mr. Trump in effect declared war on the intelligence agencies in a statement issued by his transition team on Friday evening. 'These are the same people that said Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.'"
"'We cannot allow foreign governments to interfere in our democracy,' Representative Michael McCaul, a Texas Republican "
"Representative Devin Nunes, a California Republican, said on Friday that he had no doubt about Russia’s culpability."
Why should we care? Why should we be surprised? Trump said elections were rigged. He meant it. He proved it.
Source
Thursday, November 24, 2016
Putin Grabs Trump by the Pussy
I'd love to write a few headlines for Fox. I could do Trump grabs pussy by the Putin in all caps. I'm that talented.
However, my content sucks and it takes content to produce journalism worthy of respect and trust.
Now comes this story, a story about how America was fooled by Russian propaganda and elected Donald Fuck you All Trump as president.
“It was like Russia was running a super PAC for Trump’s campaign. . . . It worked.”
"The findings about the mechanics of Russian propaganda operations largely track previous research by the Rand Corp. and George Washington University’s Elliott School of International Affairs."
“It’s starting to undermine our democratic system.”
“For them, it’s actually a real war, an ideological war, this clash between two systems.”
They were truly Bernie or Bust. NOT~
However, my content sucks and it takes content to produce journalism worthy of respect and trust.
Now comes this story, a story about how America was fooled by Russian propaganda and elected Donald Fuck you All Trump as president.
“It was like Russia was running a super PAC for Trump’s campaign. . . . It worked.”
"The findings about the mechanics of Russian propaganda operations largely track previous research by the Rand Corp. and George Washington University’s Elliott School of International Affairs."
“It’s starting to undermine our democratic system.”
“For them, it’s actually a real war, an ideological war, this clash between two systems.”
They were truly Bernie or Bust. NOT~
Putin Grabs Trump by the Pussy
I'd love to write a few headlines for Fox. I could do Trump grabs pussy by the Putin in all caps. I'm that talented.
However, my content sucks and it takes content to produce journalism worthy of respect and trust.
Now comes this story, a story about how America was fooled by Russian propaganda and elected Donald Fuck you All Trump as president.
“It was like Russia was running a super PAC for Trump’s campaign. . . . It worked.”
"The findings about the mechanics of Russian propaganda operations largely track previous research by the Rand Corp. and George Washington University’s Elliott School of International Affairs."
“It’s starting to undermine our democratic system.”
“For them, it’s actually a real war, an ideological war, this clash between two systems.”
They were truly Bernie or Bust. NOT~
However, my content sucks and it takes content to produce journalism worthy of respect and trust.
Now comes this story, a story about how America was fooled by Russian propaganda and elected Donald Fuck you All Trump as president.
“It was like Russia was running a super PAC for Trump’s campaign. . . . It worked.”
"The findings about the mechanics of Russian propaganda operations largely track previous research by the Rand Corp. and George Washington University’s Elliott School of International Affairs."
“It’s starting to undermine our democratic system.”
“For them, it’s actually a real war, an ideological war, this clash between two systems.”
They were truly Bernie or Bust. NOT~
Monday, January 18, 2016
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Russia Responds
Today, 31 brave Russians defied Putin and visited my blog!
I expect a Russian cruise missile launched from the Great Lakes is speeding towards my server. Putin wouldn't dare target an American exercising free speech.
Putin! Keep the shirt on you hairless skinny bastard. The Proud Russian is a Bear with Hair.
Kiss my grits you piece of shit.
I expect a Russian cruise missile launched from the Great Lakes is speeding towards my server. Putin wouldn't dare target an American exercising free speech.
Putin! Keep the shirt on you hairless skinny bastard. The Proud Russian is a Bear with Hair.
Kiss my grits you piece of shit.
Saturday, December 5, 2015
Russian readership
Suddenly, no one in Russia is reading my blog.
So .... Putin sucks lemons, farts the lyrics to My Darling Clementine, and eats with his fingers. Well, not his fingers but the fingers he had cut off of other people and kept in his dining room as memorabilia.
Russia used to be 20% of my readers. This month? Zero ...
So .... Putin sucks lemons, farts the lyrics to My Darling Clementine, and eats with his fingers. Well, not his fingers but the fingers he had cut off of other people and kept in his dining room as memorabilia.
Russia used to be 20% of my readers. This month? Zero ...
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Putin invades Egypt. Saves 80,000 Russians.
It's true.
The Russian President, hailed recently by the GOP as the kind of guy we need as our President, just saved 80,000 Russians.
The Cowboy Cossack acted to save his people after 224 people aboard a Russian passenger plane were blown out of the sky and their parts scattered over miles of desert.
Ever the bold strong man, Putin stripped off his shirt during a press conference on Friday when announcing his line in the sand program, retaliation for the 224 murders.
"Russia will leave no stone upturned, no cheese on the table, nor coats on a hat rack until I have flown into Egypt and saved the 80,000 Russians currently held in Egypt in tourist resorts."
Having publicly mixed his metaphors and bared his love handles, Egypt responded, "Come and get them."
Putin promptly dispatched military planes disguised as private airliners from 27 cities. In the haste to save the Russians, tons of luggage fell into the hands of working class Egyptians and other Middle Easterners.
Putin denied abandoning the personal belongings, pledging to retrieve it all once the Russian tourists provide valid claim checks.
Please 'stand by' until this blog updates this post to more closely match the stories out of Moscow.
The Russian President, hailed recently by the GOP as the kind of guy we need as our President, just saved 80,000 Russians.
The Cowboy Cossack acted to save his people after 224 people aboard a Russian passenger plane were blown out of the sky and their parts scattered over miles of desert.
Ever the bold strong man, Putin stripped off his shirt during a press conference on Friday when announcing his line in the sand program, retaliation for the 224 murders.
"Russia will leave no stone upturned, no cheese on the table, nor coats on a hat rack until I have flown into Egypt and saved the 80,000 Russians currently held in Egypt in tourist resorts."
Having publicly mixed his metaphors and bared his love handles, Egypt responded, "Come and get them."
Putin promptly dispatched military planes disguised as private airliners from 27 cities. In the haste to save the Russians, tons of luggage fell into the hands of working class Egyptians and other Middle Easterners.
Putin denied abandoning the personal belongings, pledging to retrieve it all once the Russian tourists provide valid claim checks.
Please 'stand by' until this blog updates this post to more closely match the stories out of Moscow.
Monday, September 29, 2014
Putin selling rubles for dollars
The purpose of leadership? Taking advantages when found, creating advantages where opportunity exists, and denying opportunity to others.
Putin understands this. And, capitalism.
Shortly before the non-invasion invasion of the Ukraine, Putin began a complex scheme in the advanced currency markets. Shorting the ruble against the dollar.
His first open trade was on the corner of Walled and Fence. In the manner of a well trained KGB agent, the transaction got little attention. He bought a Walled Street Journal with rubles, taking his change in dollars. The following day, he returned the Journal. Using his considerable powers, the street vendor refunded the purchase price. In dollars.
Growing bolder, his currency trading scheme traveled to a convenience store. He made a small purchase of 10 gallons of Russian Vodka using Russian rubles.
Two hours later, he returned the empty 10 gallon bottle threatening the store clerk with the 'nuclear' option until the full purchase amount was refunded. Again, in dollars.
Quickly having progressed from trading paper, he was already taking advantage of the commodities.
Few traders progress that rapidly. Few traders are Putin.
The West did not notice his progression or use of the Western way to great power until the Ukrainian trade. Land for dollars, the highest order of capitalism.
He has a well leveraged position and a shocked market. If he can hold the land, the dollar traders will capitulate. And, he will grow bolder. If his grand scheme fails, there's always that nuclear option.
Putin understands this. And, capitalism.
Shortly before the non-invasion invasion of the Ukraine, Putin began a complex scheme in the advanced currency markets. Shorting the ruble against the dollar.
His first open trade was on the corner of Walled and Fence. In the manner of a well trained KGB agent, the transaction got little attention. He bought a Walled Street Journal with rubles, taking his change in dollars. The following day, he returned the Journal. Using his considerable powers, the street vendor refunded the purchase price. In dollars.
Growing bolder, his currency trading scheme traveled to a convenience store. He made a small purchase of 10 gallons of Russian Vodka using Russian rubles.
Two hours later, he returned the empty 10 gallon bottle threatening the store clerk with the 'nuclear' option until the full purchase amount was refunded. Again, in dollars.
Quickly having progressed from trading paper, he was already taking advantage of the commodities.
Few traders progress that rapidly. Few traders are Putin.
The West did not notice his progression or use of the Western way to great power until the Ukrainian trade. Land for dollars, the highest order of capitalism.
He has a well leveraged position and a shocked market. If he can hold the land, the dollar traders will capitulate. And, he will grow bolder. If his grand scheme fails, there's always that nuclear option.
Friday, August 15, 2014
Russia invades Ukraine
I see no stories on this in major media.
However, the stock market broke sharply downward. The rumor behind the falling numbers is an invasion of Ukraine by Russia.
Link
However, the stock market broke sharply downward. The rumor behind the falling numbers is an invasion of Ukraine by Russia.
Link
Monday, July 28, 2014
Newt Gingrich shot down Flight 370. Blames 'Puty Put' Putin
It's not funny.
The globally naive Newt Gingrich following in the footsteps of Jane Fonda visited Putin and Russia. Dear ol' Puty Put let Gingrich pose for photos on a missile launcher.
Gingrich being more like the dork Dukakis in a tank than John Wayne on a horse shot off a few missiles.
Ops!
One took down Flight 370.
As the smoking planes spiraled down from the sky, Putin consoled Newt with precisely the right words.
"Missiles don't kill people. People kill people."
Newt smiled.
The globally naive Newt Gingrich following in the footsteps of Jane Fonda visited Putin and Russia. Dear ol' Puty Put let Gingrich pose for photos on a missile launcher.
Gingrich being more like the dork Dukakis in a tank than John Wayne on a horse shot off a few missiles.
Ops!
One took down Flight 370.
As the smoking planes spiraled down from the sky, Putin consoled Newt with precisely the right words.
"Missiles don't kill people. People kill people."
Newt smiled.
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Putin is gay. Kills his lover.
The truth is out there but not here.
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been outed as gay. His ex-lover died today of a mysterious radiation poison found only in the former USSR.
These gay rumors have been buried for some time. Western experts claim the world had been keeping "Putty-Put" sexual habits secret to avoid embarrassing the Bush Family.
Well, who do you think took all those photo's of Putin with his shirt off? Obama?
Russian President Vladimir Putin has been outed as gay. His ex-lover died today of a mysterious radiation poison found only in the former USSR.
Sven Munger of the Zurich Police Department, ”We can confirm that the radioactive agent is a very rare russian product named TCDD Dioxin.
These gay rumors have been buried for some time. Western experts claim the world had been keeping "Putty-Put" sexual habits secret to avoid embarrassing the Bush Family.
Well, who do you think took all those photo's of Putin with his shirt off? Obama?
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