Hey, Buddy. Could I borrow $300 in Bitcoins?
The irony emerges in the recent international cyber attacks. The attacks lock up your computer demanding a ransom, $300 in Bitcoins.
So, with your computer frozen, how do you buy Bitcoins and pay the ransom?
And, the attacks allegedly originate with the USA's stolen software. I don't see how. Capitalism shines at collecting the 'coin.'
Had to be Putin's left elbow in this one.
Showing posts with label Russian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Russian. Show all posts
Saturday, May 13, 2017
Monday, December 28, 2015
Friends, Family, RUSSIANS!
Sorry. I don't remember how the salute goes.
This week, 31 Russians entered my blog in a single mass invasion. Thirty-one! All together.
Glorious Invasion!
RUSSIANS!
This week, 31 Russians entered my blog in a single mass invasion. Thirty-one! All together.
Glorious Invasion!
RUSSIANS!
Saturday, December 5, 2015
Russian readership
Suddenly, no one in Russia is reading my blog.
So .... Putin sucks lemons, farts the lyrics to My Darling Clementine, and eats with his fingers. Well, not his fingers but the fingers he had cut off of other people and kept in his dining room as memorabilia.
Russia used to be 20% of my readers. This month? Zero ...
So .... Putin sucks lemons, farts the lyrics to My Darling Clementine, and eats with his fingers. Well, not his fingers but the fingers he had cut off of other people and kept in his dining room as memorabilia.
Russia used to be 20% of my readers. This month? Zero ...
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Putin invades Egypt. Saves 80,000 Russians.
It's true.
The Russian President, hailed recently by the GOP as the kind of guy we need as our President, just saved 80,000 Russians.
The Cowboy Cossack acted to save his people after 224 people aboard a Russian passenger plane were blown out of the sky and their parts scattered over miles of desert.
Ever the bold strong man, Putin stripped off his shirt during a press conference on Friday when announcing his line in the sand program, retaliation for the 224 murders.
"Russia will leave no stone upturned, no cheese on the table, nor coats on a hat rack until I have flown into Egypt and saved the 80,000 Russians currently held in Egypt in tourist resorts."
Having publicly mixed his metaphors and bared his love handles, Egypt responded, "Come and get them."
Putin promptly dispatched military planes disguised as private airliners from 27 cities. In the haste to save the Russians, tons of luggage fell into the hands of working class Egyptians and other Middle Easterners.
Putin denied abandoning the personal belongings, pledging to retrieve it all once the Russian tourists provide valid claim checks.
Please 'stand by' until this blog updates this post to more closely match the stories out of Moscow.
The Russian President, hailed recently by the GOP as the kind of guy we need as our President, just saved 80,000 Russians.
The Cowboy Cossack acted to save his people after 224 people aboard a Russian passenger plane were blown out of the sky and their parts scattered over miles of desert.
Ever the bold strong man, Putin stripped off his shirt during a press conference on Friday when announcing his line in the sand program, retaliation for the 224 murders.
"Russia will leave no stone upturned, no cheese on the table, nor coats on a hat rack until I have flown into Egypt and saved the 80,000 Russians currently held in Egypt in tourist resorts."
Having publicly mixed his metaphors and bared his love handles, Egypt responded, "Come and get them."
Putin promptly dispatched military planes disguised as private airliners from 27 cities. In the haste to save the Russians, tons of luggage fell into the hands of working class Egyptians and other Middle Easterners.
Putin denied abandoning the personal belongings, pledging to retrieve it all once the Russian tourists provide valid claim checks.
Please 'stand by' until this blog updates this post to more closely match the stories out of Moscow.
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