Memo on stickie pad forces US to outsource criminal investigations to Crystal Balls R Us, a security and investigation firm in continuous operation for 15,000 years.
For those who are counting by the Bible, they predate God.
They must be good. Way better than FBI or MI5.1.
Winning.
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Saturday, February 3, 2018
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Noose tightens on Putin and Republicans
Troubled? Troubled!?
A CEO of a family corporation worth billions, makes a hundred grand doing a reality TV show based on the tag line, "You're fired."
The Republicans nominate that CEO and elects him President of the United States. And, when that CEO acts like the tyrant in a Hollywood movie about all that can go wrong in a Banana Republic, all you have to say,
"I feel a little troubled by the second firing of a top federal law enforcement officer involved in the investigation of Russian election interference and international Republican collusion to seize our government."
Read the quote about being troubled while watching Democracy being beaten to death.
Six Reasons Comey might have been fired.
My Six Reasons Comey was fired.
1. Under oath, Comey admitted to be nauseated by Republicans in the White House.
2. Insecure old fart in the White House has to sleep in his New Jersey doghouse because his Russian bride said, 'No way, Jose!'
3. Presidents can't fire comedians on Saturday Night Live.
4. There's a secret war in Cambodia where we are illegally fighting Godless Communists.
5. There were no alien ships or bodies in Area 51.
6. Putin said, "Kim Jong Un told me, you have a little dick and can't get it up without Science. And, Comey told me it was true!"
A CEO of a family corporation worth billions, makes a hundred grand doing a reality TV show based on the tag line, "You're fired."
The Republicans nominate that CEO and elects him President of the United States. And, when that CEO acts like the tyrant in a Hollywood movie about all that can go wrong in a Banana Republic, all you have to say,
"I feel a little troubled by the second firing of a top federal law enforcement officer involved in the investigation of Russian election interference and international Republican collusion to seize our government."
Read the quote about being troubled while watching Democracy being beaten to death.
Six Reasons Comey might have been fired.
My Six Reasons Comey was fired.
1. Under oath, Comey admitted to be nauseated by Republicans in the White House.
2. Insecure old fart in the White House has to sleep in his New Jersey doghouse because his Russian bride said, 'No way, Jose!'
3. Presidents can't fire comedians on Saturday Night Live.
4. There's a secret war in Cambodia where we are illegally fighting Godless Communists.
5. There were no alien ships or bodies in Area 51.
6. Putin said, "Kim Jong Un told me, you have a little dick and can't get it up without Science. And, Comey told me it was true!"
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