Nunes Memo

Memo on stickie pad forces US to outsource criminal investigations to Crystal Balls R Us, a security and investigation firm in continuous operation for 15,000 years.

For those who are counting by the Bible, they predate God.

They must be good. Way better than FBI or MI5.1.

Winning.

What if Aliens from Mars invaded America? Would they use drones to control us? Monitor our cell phones? Wear body armor when patrolling our streets? Cover their eyes with protective glasses? Live in isolated compounds? Move in convoys? Would they look so out of place that we could spot them no matter how hard they tried to camouflage themselves?

So why when we invade another country do we expect to be welcomed?

Stop playing Space Invaders and just cut 'defense' spending to defense levels!

FBI lost guns and laptops

Full Story at Rueters

Since roughly the day Dubya took the oath of President, the FBI has “lost” over nine HUNDRED laptops and ‘weapons.’

How could it be that the FBI would lose a gun? “Gee, Mr. Director, I had it under my pillow last night when I went to bed. This morning, I got up and it just wasn’t there!”

As many as 60 of the 477 ‘missing’ laptops had sensitive or classified information. Seven were in counter-intelligence or counter-terrorism divisions. OPS! Oh well, just like boys will be boys, spies will be spies.

But, when the Administration needs a good intelligence report, the FBI, now a part of Homeland Security just like Michael Brown of Katrina shame, can deliver those goods. Like the intelligence reports that link Iranian weapons to Iraqi bombings.

I just have to ask. If the US government can trace exploded bits of bombs back to “Iranian weapons,” why doesn’t the US government know how to trace 477 ‘missing laptops’ and 514 ‘missing weapons’ purchased with taxpayer dollars?