Capitalism, Fascism, Communism, and Socialism explained by using cows

Capitalism is where your neighbor has 200 cows with a fence around them and sells the milk in town while your children eat shit and die.

Fascism is where your neighbor is Cliven Bundy who grazes his cows on your land and shoots your children.

Communism is where there are 200 cows, no education, no minimum wage, and your children die of natural causes. Or starve during economic sanctions enforced by Capitalist with cows.

Socialism is where Bernie owns 200 cows, your children help take care of the cows and get an education, milk, and a chance to own cows some day. With a contract that your children provide the next generation an education, milk, and a chance to own cows someday.