Georgia to give away carry on guns at Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport

Despite a poll showing Georgia voters do not want more gun on airplanes, in bars, in confessionals, or libraries, the GOP is considering a carry on gun law. Also to be know as the Right to Carry On law, all rednecks who declare their Right to Carry to airlines when buying tickets will no longer be stopped by federal agents.

The federal agency tasked with carrying out providing effective and efficient security for passenger and freight transportation in the United States, TSA, has denied Georgia gun owners the right to pass through security with a gun since it was formed in 2001.

Through a spokesmodel, the TSA said, "We ain't lettin' no redneck pack more than a suitcase through our checkpoints. We had have our first death in the line of duty in the shooting spree in LA. One dead agent is enough."

An unofficial spokesmodel to the Goobernator was glad to give a statement on a subject other than ethics.

"The sovereign State of Georgia has the Constitutional Rights given by the Founders to grant a Get Out of Jail Free card to anyone caught with a gun in Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport. It's clearly stated in the Bill of Rights that the federal government shall not infringe on the right to bear arms. That includes on airplanes and crowded public places."

Rumors abound on street corners that the new law is in retaliation for the partial guilty verdict in Florida in the so called Gangster Music shooting.

The north Florida jury has convicted a man of three counts of attempted murder for opening fire on a car of black teenagers during an argument over loud music. One teenager was killed in the shooting but the jury ignored the death in its verdict. Apparently, killing someone while attempting to kill them isn't murder anymore.

Only Georgia's street corner wisdom could twist that into a carry on gun law. Must have something to do with that phrase in the Constitution, 'Activist judges shall not abridge a white mans right to kill black teenagers.'