Snowden

Seems the governor of South Carolina was trying to reach our Goobernator by phone.

The call was routed through a help center located in New Delhi.

"Hello, this is the help desk, Steve Austin speaking. What's your emergency?"

I'm trying to reach an expert on snow.

"Let me speak to my supervisor. --- I'm very sorry. Mr. Snowden is not available at this time."

Snowed In? Hell, yes I'm snowed in.

"Please lower your voice. The NSA can hear you without yelling."

NSA? What's that got to do with snowed in? "

It's a non-profit, non-governmental, post freezing organization listening to the Weather Channel. It stands for Not Snowden A-hole!"

Okay, look. I just wanna talk to the Goobernator of Georgia. He's got experience.

"Again, I am truly sorry. Mr. Snowden is NSA at the moment and can't be reached."

Look! Half the state is snowed in and I need help. What can you do for me?

"After years of research and extensive experience, I will put your call on hold until Spring Time. Then, you can accept personal responsibility. But, if you can excuse me, I'm NSA. Thank you for calling. Your call is very important to us. It will be answered when the proper season arrives."