Showing posts with label zimmerman fight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zimmerman fight. Show all posts

Friday, September 12, 2014

George Zimmerman, man of peace. As in, 'May all my enemies rest in peace.'

Partly from the AJC.

Some one pissed off George Zimmerman. Not much of a life accomplishment. So George followed them to work. With a machine gun, 32 grenades, and a bag of donuts. The ones with pink icing and those little sprinkles on top.

LAKE MARY, Fla. (WSVN) — Lake Mary Police have confirmed they’ve had another run-in with George Zimmerman.
According to officers, on Tuesday, a man called 911 saying George Zimmerman threatened to kill him during a road rage incident.
The following day, the same man called 911 again and said Zimmerman was waiting for him at work, and he felt worried for his safety.
Lake Mary Police said they confronted Zimmerman, and he admitted to exchanging words with the man the previous day.

Well, they don't mention the donuts. I guess cops don't like the connection some people might see.

The man says Zimmerman asked, “Do you know who I am?” and threatened to kill him.

Yes, George, we all know who you are even if you don't.

For a warmer, fuzzier view of George, link.

Thursday, February 6, 2014

Celebrity Boxing Matches

George Zimmerman wants a boxing match with DMX.

His spokes model confirmed Zimmerman said, "There will be no rematch with my ex-girl friend. I never laid a glove on her. I used a rubber hose."

DMX said, "Zimmerman's ex-wife, Shellie, refused to be in my corner. She's seen enough violence by that monster."

Organizers of the celebrity boxing match announced that both fighter will use Georgia's Stand Your Ground Rules.

Also on the fight car, Tonya Harding in a stick fighting match versus John Wayne Bobbit. John Curtis Holmes will be the fight doctor for Harding and Bobbit will hire Evelyn Dick as fight doctor, if she can be found.

Snoop Dog will provide entertainment.