Another dentist was killed today after being lured from the sanctuary of his home by the promise of free Novocaine. Pictures were posted to the internet showing he was decapitated and his skin ripped from his body.
His killers responded to the Associated Press. 'We did not know this man was a community favorite. What we did know was that he had caused pain and anguish throughout his career. It was his time to go and people should thank us.'
When asked about the Novocaine ... "That is just a false accusation. The Novocaine was never in any danger. We had a license from Canada for public transportation and display of the drug. Our people were trained in the handling and usage of Novocaine as a dental lure. Never at any time, before or after the kill, was there any chance of the general population becoming numb.'
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