Showing posts with label Bang you're dead. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bang you're dead. Show all posts

Friday, September 19, 2014

They can have my gun when I'm done stalking school children

Funny and not funny.

Just for kicks, let's assume soccer mom and Miss America were in the car line to pick up their kids.

How do they explain this gun nut to tender child A and B?

"Hey! That guy looks like a cop, Mom! Cool huh?"

No that's not cool. That's a gun nut and stay away from him.

Or,

Hey! That guy looks like cop, Mom! Cool huh?

"No, he is way better than a cop. He's a private citizen with a gun and a bullet proof vest. Remember cops are not your friend, especially the IRS, FDA, and USDA. When you see them, run towards this guy."


Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Another gun death. Neighbor shoots neighbor.

This isn't the worst murder committed by shooting through a closed door but it earned an honorable mention.

An off duty firefighter goes to a bar. Hangs one on. Gets a snoot full. Sauced. Blitzed. Crocked. Gassed. Hammered. Lagered up. Plowed. Polluted. Stinko. Tanked up. Trashed. Yoopered. One too many.

Being a responsible drinking member of society, he calls a cab. Good story so far.

The cab drops him off at the wrong house. Things start going south. Mucked up. Bass ackwards. Fubar.

It's 9:30 at night in Texas. You're a conscientious drunk but you're still drunk. You're at the wrong house. You're trying to get in. You're standing at the door with keys that don't work. WTF.

Grandma caps your ass.

The 64 year old woman told deputies the man didn’t listen and then tried to gain entry to the home. The woman opened fire through the door and then called 911.

The man was later identified as 27-year-old Sam Keen, a firefighter for the Houston Fire Department. He lived next door to the 64 year old woman.

We don't know how many times granny shoot Sam through the locked door. Just enough to kill him.

Quote from the article that makes no sense:

"No one did anything wrong. It was just a confluence of events that provoked a tragedy," Mayor Parker said.

Nope. Nothing wrong. Move along people. No rubber necking.

If nothing was done wrong, why is a 27 year old man with a wife dead? Why is it alright to shoot someone through a wall or a door?

If she had missed him or only wounded him, would you say he had a right to stand his ground and shoot back?

A classic case of everyone being ... dead right.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Dad shoots teen

So dad hears a noise in the house. Finds a kid in bed with his daughter. Kills the kid.

Does that sound a lot like an Honor Killing in Pakistan? Or something that would happen in Texas?

If you guessed Texas, give yourself points for standing your ground.