Friday, September 19, 2014

They can have my gun when I'm done stalking school children

Funny and not funny.

Just for kicks, let's assume soccer mom and Miss America were in the car line to pick up their kids.

How do they explain this gun nut to tender child A and B?

"Hey! That guy looks like a cop, Mom! Cool huh?"

No that's not cool. That's a gun nut and stay away from him.

Or,

Hey! That guy looks like cop, Mom! Cool huh?

"No, he is way better than a cop. He's a private citizen with a gun and a bullet proof vest. Remember cops are not your friend, especially the IRS, FDA, and USDA. When you see them, run towards this guy."


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