In today's news, a suddenly gender confused 'man' shot his penis late one night in a gas station. Locals tell a story of a Mine is Bigger than Yours debate won by the .45 caliber bullet in head to head conflict.
It remains unreported what the man was doing in a service station while his gun and penis were fighting.
It is known that when the gun spontaneously ejected, the owner drove, not to the hospital, but to a friend's house.
The conversation went like this.
Knock. Knock. "Hey, man. Let me in. You've got see this. My penis stopped a bullet!"
His unbelieving friend simply said, "Oh, blow it out your ass!"
"Yeah," the wounded dick says, "I did that, too!"
Me? I can't imagine letting even my BFF drop his pants in my living room so I can see his bloody equipment. And and his new exit wound.
But, I don't live in Macon, Georgia.
The boring details on the real story at WMAZ.
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