Israel shuts down Mossad. No longer needs intelligence?

Donald Trump will announce the Israel intelligence agency, the Mossad, talked itself out of existence today.

The Mossad tweets will be posted at 3:17 am EST.

When asked which day, Trump replied. I'll tell you when.

Trump replaced with Russian double during sex party

It's over. Over. Done. Fini!

Unsubstantiated rumours from Helofaplace have not been confirmed as proving anything but if we believe the rumours never reported, ...

the Russians replaced Donald Trump during a sex party with a Cossack back in 1918 using a time machine invented by aliens!

Why 1918 and Trump and Cossacks? Huge hands! Yes, Huge Hands!

Lenin and Stalin, traveling in an alien time machine built to look just like the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, not to be confused with the Anthony Weiner mobiles, visited several sex parties at a discotek owned by Samual W. Frank. While in Sam Frank's disco, bumping and grinding to McFadden & Whitehead's,' Ain't No Stopping Us Now,' Lenin said to Stalin,

There've been so many things that have held us down
But now it looks like things are finally comin' around, yeah
I know we've got a long long way to go, yeah
And where we'll end up.

... it should be a Russian sex party attended by some decadent real estate developers with small hands, orange hair, and huge debts.

Which is when Stalin reportedly said, 'Can you say Golden Showers?'

Stalin had his favorite Capitalistic pet dog, Peabody, fire up the Whackado machine for 2013.

Well, those details from 2013 will be published in an Elvis expose' entitled, 'Who Killed Elvis Pressley?' printed on the skins of Teaparty leaders.

But, Stalin purged Lenin into history and destroyed Peabody and the Whackado machine before returning to 1918 humming,

Shake your money maker
shake your money maker

Eric Braverman missing then found dead at Yale

Sadly, rumors about Eric Braverman, have been confirmed. He's teaching at Yale, which to conservatives is the same as missing in action or dead.

Snopes previously denied Braverman's murder by the Clinton death machine but failed to provide a walking, talking Braverman.

Which pretty much means that Braverman doesn't return phone calls, emails, or tweets. Therefore, Conservatives continue to say, 'He's really dead, killed by Clinton and buried next to Julian Assange.

For a short time, Conservatives thought Braverman had reached Russia in his desperate evasions of Clinton's invisible death teams.

North Caroline State Legislature re-writes the State Constitution in secret meeting

I'm not sure what is going on in North Carolina.

The Governor Elect is a Democrat. The Legislature is a strong Republican majority. The Legislature is holding illegal meetings and has ejected the press and all spectators.

Rumors fly. Alledgedly, the incoming Governor is being stripped of all Constitutional powers and the State Supreme cases stopped.

So the Supreme Court still exists but the Legislature will prevent any cases being heard.

Rebellion.

Twinkies, Management fiasco or Labor Union Greed?

Some short time ago, 4 years, Twinkies faced extinction.

Management, investors, and the Market blamed greedy labor unions. The bankruptcy judge sold the company for roughly $400 million dollars.

Cheap.

Two bidders snapped up the company and recently sold their shares. Combined, they got a "return of about $1 billion on an initial equity investment of about $185 million." Those numbers come from the New York Times.

Now, I'm saying Bullshit on the management, investors, and Market analysis. No, labor did not kill the Twinkie in 2013. Bad management killed it.

Two companies turned less than $200 million into $1 billion in less than 4 years baking flour, sugar, water, eggs, whey and salt.

Wait! There's more. Here's another analysis of the deal with a creamy inner filling.

"Nowhere was it sweeter, perhaps, than at the investment firms Apollo Global Management and Metropoulos, which spent $186 million in cash to buy some Hostess bakeries and brands in early 2013.

Less than four years later, they sold the company in a deal that valued Hostess at $2.3 billion. Apollo and Metropoulos have reaped a return totaling 13 times their original cash investment."

So what did it take to do all that billions and billions in business?

"There continues to be strong demand for these products in the marketplace, and we feel we can capitalize on that with some fresh new marketing ideas and some more consistent sales efforts."

Some one sold the business way short of its value and cried crocodile tears as they cashed in some bonus checks, separation payments, and secret insider trading profits.

It's that Capitalism thing. "I got mine. You get yours. Let the Devil take the rest."