Today, at 3.13 am, Trump killed the last of an endangered species, Big Bird. The bird went quietly. The last gasps too quiet to be heard over the roars of the crowds. Like any good New York City contract hit, the body and the blood on the street lasted longer than the funeral. Or, the unfulfilled promises offered only in youth.
Like all children, Big Bird started with ambitious thoughts of perspective parents that their child would be special. But, the long neck of the awkward big could not support parental ambitions. And, Trump gave the graceful shot of mercy using the all powerful pen and the smallest hands.
The new regimes spouting in the many States, denied the family any public ceremony by turning the fresh carcass over to private dogs. The fight for the last bone will be hidden from public and prying eyes.
We expect a New York chef soon will fry frog legs one evening with a nice Chianti and beans or prepare a formal Sunday brunch with bacon strips freshly hand sliced from world famous pork belly.
What appetite. Let it be satiated soon.
Thursday, January 19, 2017
Monday, January 16, 2017
Trump deletes Mossad from his friends list
Moving the Mossad another step towards oblivion, President Elect Donald Trump deleted the Mossad from his friends list, proving nothing by saying nothing.
The Mossad did not respond, clearly proof of its non-person-hood.
Trump clearly won the next step of his on going dispute with intelligence communities called, Making Them Disappear.
The Mossad did not respond, clearly proof of its non-person-hood.
Trump clearly won the next step of his on going dispute with intelligence communities called, Making Them Disappear.
Israel shuts down Mossad. No longer needs intelligence?
Donald Trump will announce the Israel intelligence agency, the Mossad, talked itself out of existence today.
The Mossad tweets will be posted at 3:17 am EST.
When asked which day, Trump replied. I'll tell you when.
The Mossad tweets will be posted at 3:17 am EST.
When asked which day, Trump replied. I'll tell you when.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
Trump replaced with Russian double during sex party
It's over. Over. Done. Fini!
Unsubstantiated rumours from Helofaplace have not been confirmed as proving anything but if we believe the rumours never reported, ...
the Russians replaced Donald Trump during a sex party with a Cossack back in 1918 using a time machine invented by aliens!
Why 1918 and Trump and Cossacks? Huge hands! Yes, Huge Hands!
Lenin and Stalin, traveling in an alien time machine built to look just like the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, not to be confused with the Anthony Weiner mobiles, visited several sex parties at a discotek owned by Samual W. Frank. While in Sam Frank's disco, bumping and grinding to McFadden & Whitehead's,' Ain't No Stopping Us Now,' Lenin said to Stalin,
... it should be a Russian sex party attended by some decadent real estate developers with small hands, orange hair, and huge debts.
Which is when Stalin reportedly said, 'Can you say Golden Showers?'
Stalin had his favorite Capitalistic pet dog, Peabody, fire up the Whackado machine for 2013.
Well, those details from 2013 will be published in an Elvis expose' entitled, 'Who Killed Elvis Pressley?' printed on the skins of Teaparty leaders.
But, Stalin purged Lenin into history and destroyed Peabody and the Whackado machine before returning to 1918 humming,
Unsubstantiated rumours from Helofaplace have not been confirmed as proving anything but if we believe the rumours never reported, ...
the Russians replaced Donald Trump during a sex party with a Cossack back in 1918 using a time machine invented by aliens!
Why 1918 and Trump and Cossacks? Huge hands! Yes, Huge Hands!
Lenin and Stalin, traveling in an alien time machine built to look just like the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile, not to be confused with the Anthony Weiner mobiles, visited several sex parties at a discotek owned by Samual W. Frank. While in Sam Frank's disco, bumping and grinding to McFadden & Whitehead's,' Ain't No Stopping Us Now,' Lenin said to Stalin,
There've been so many things that have held us down
But now it looks like things are finally comin' around, yeah
I know we've got a long long way to go, yeah
And where we'll end up.
... it should be a Russian sex party attended by some decadent real estate developers with small hands, orange hair, and huge debts.
Which is when Stalin reportedly said, 'Can you say Golden Showers?'
Stalin had his favorite Capitalistic pet dog, Peabody, fire up the Whackado machine for 2013.
Well, those details from 2013 will be published in an Elvis expose' entitled, 'Who Killed Elvis Pressley?' printed on the skins of Teaparty leaders.
But, Stalin purged Lenin into history and destroyed Peabody and the Whackado machine before returning to 1918 humming,
Shake your money maker
shake your money maker
Monday, January 9, 2017
Eric Braverman missing then found dead at Yale
Sadly, rumors about Eric Braverman, have been confirmed. He's teaching at Yale, which to conservatives is the same as missing in action or dead.
Snopes previously denied Braverman's murder by the Clinton death machine but failed to provide a walking, talking Braverman.
Which pretty much means that Braverman doesn't return phone calls, emails, or tweets. Therefore, Conservatives continue to say, 'He's really dead, killed by Clinton and buried next to Julian Assange.
For a short time, Conservatives thought Braverman had reached Russia in his desperate evasions of Clinton's invisible death teams.
Snopes previously denied Braverman's murder by the Clinton death machine but failed to provide a walking, talking Braverman.
Which pretty much means that Braverman doesn't return phone calls, emails, or tweets. Therefore, Conservatives continue to say, 'He's really dead, killed by Clinton and buried next to Julian Assange.
For a short time, Conservatives thought Braverman had reached Russia in his desperate evasions of Clinton's invisible death teams.
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