HELP! SPAM POLICE! HELP!
Ann Coulter has emailed me 11 times in 10 days about her new book. How did she know I had an email account? How did she get past my spam filter?
I feel so dirty every time I open my email and I see ANN COULTER jammed tightly into the box.
Honest. I didn't ask her to get in there. I ain't helping her get back out. I am going to slam the box closed and weld the lid shut.
Even if that works, I plan on wearing a brown paper bag over my head for six months. I'd have to kill myself if I were walking down the street and somebody yelled, "That guy has been reading Ann Coulter emails!"
Oh, the humanity...
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