Wanna pray while I'm texting, eating a burger, or changing a diaper

"I think it's great that 'you' have a solid belief which brings you comfort. I don't care if it is religion or little green men on Mars as long as you are happy. But, I don't want to hear about your 2,000 year pagan rituals. You don't bring me comfort or happiness when you're spewing that shit in my face."

Russia invades Ukraine

I see no stories on this in major media.

However, the stock market broke sharply downward. The rumor behind the falling numbers is an invasion of Ukraine by Russia.

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Hall County Commission screws it again

The Hall County Commission has been cutting employees and services since 2010 with the election of Gibbs and Lutz.

Lutz has an Arnold Schwarzenegger complex, much worse than having a Jesus complex.

Gibbs is a toadie whatever that means.

So how did they screw it up again?

Converting a closed library into .... a doctor's office to be used only by county employees! OMG! Socialized and mandatory medicine.

Had Obama proposed this, the Commission would have gone all postal on socialized medicine, forcing employers to provide women with birth control, and 32 violations of secret agreements with dead men.

There are two versions of the real story. One at Access. Another at the Gainesville Times.

So we shut down this special needs library, fired the staff, and let it stand empty, justified by ... we don't have the money for non-essential services. Yup. A library geared to children with special needs really isn't life and death. Nope.

So it is small. Not much parking. Only one conference room. Single story. Rural.

Now we have the money to refurbish it into a medical office and pharmacy, hire a pharmacist(s) at $100,000 per year, several pharm techs, upgrade security for medicine storage, storage of medical records, medical wastes, hire at least one doctor for at least $200,000 per year, several nurses, ae receptionists, an office manager, and some one to have audit and oversight power.

Yeah.

Then who gets to go there?

County employees only.

Will they have a choice of providers?

Yes, as long as they chose the new health clinic.

Can they use a pharmacy located close to their homes.

Yes, As long as they live near Exit 24 in Hall County, Georgia.

Here's the fine print:

Hall County cut the budget for the Public Health Department to find the money for this government mandated medical clinic.

Do you know what that means to families with school aged children?

Yeah. It means we just shit on them.

Friends don't let friends click banner ads.

Have you ever clicked a banner ad? I have.

Faced with middle aged hair loss, I clicked on a banner for Grow New Hair. Within hours, both ears had long brown tresses. The next click made an Afro inside one ear. I had to click two more banners to get a 'fro in the other ear to match. The extra click purchased a Russian wife. She was delivered by FedEx who broke both of her legs by throwing her over my fence. My chain link face and the dozen pit bulls inside it came from a banner promising 24 hour Security. Watching the dogs chewing on my newest wife, I tried clicking a banner for legal help. I wound up divorced from my mother. Knowing I needed to escape the law, I clicked a banner for travel. I'm now a merchant marine. I'm going to click the next banner that I see for Enjoy Your Retirement. If I get lucky, someone will beat me in the head so I can sleep forty years.

Good gun bites man in ass

Nope. Never happen.

In tilted news today, a future murderer was innocently shopping in an Ass and Ho Shop for a hook up.

Loaded pellet rifles immediately notified the Gung Ho department and a good gun was dispatched.

When the good gun found the future felon trolling in salt water taffy, no shots could be fired without hitting Candy.

Feeling the immediacy and wanting to save future lives, the gun bit the man in the ass giving him a limp.

So remember, if you see any limp men looking for a hook up at the Ass and Ho Shop, they're ass bites.