Ft. Hood shooting victims caused their own deaths per GOP and Tea Party

I'm already doomed to eternity in Hell. So what is going to stop me from speaking my mind? Not carrying a gun.

It's the logic of the GOP and Tea Party today.

"The Ft. Hood victims killed themselves by not supporting the Constitution. They didn't insist on their right to carry a concealed weapon on a US military base and they got exactly what they deserved. Don't feel sorry for them. They had to know that the Founders knew we would all need guns in our homes, cars, and workplaces.

So if you don't carry, you deserve to die! No one has a right to expect others to take care of them. Good riddance!

That what I hear being said all over the news.

If those dead and wounded people had had a gun, they wouldn't be dead or wounded now. It's their fault.

Rhino in Arizona. McCain gets horned.

Or maybe the title should be, Never Channel the Gipper on Immigration.

"Only in times of great crisis or betrayal is it necessary to publicly censure our leaders. Today we are faced with both," the Republican censure resolution stated.

Well, ex-Presidential candidate, John McCain has caused this crisis by his betrayal of 'real Mavericks.'

Those my age know the real Maverick is not Tom Cruise in Top Gun or the Jew hating Mel Gibson.

Why of course it's Sarah Palin, Doah! Poor Jim Gardner.

As wacky as my blog gets, nothing is more wacky than a censure of McCain because he advocated a legal path to citizenship for Hispanics, who are all illegal Medicare/Welfare sucking Walking Dead Vampires killing white males at birth.

I don't mind that racist Republican portrayal so much. I just wish one of these Medicare/Welfare sucking Walking Dead Vampires had sucked the life out of Justin Bieber on the day he was born. So much for today's terroristic internet threats made in jest and to be repented in Gitmo.

Sadly, we must acknowledge the existence of Miley Cyprus and Justin Bieber because we've seen them on TV. Or Fox News as TV is known in Georgia. TV makes it real for us. Supposedly.

That's the only reason I don't believe in Medicare/Welfare sucking Walking Dead Vampire Hispanics. I've never seen them on TV. Maybe they can't be photographed either.

However, President Reagan had never seen these non-photogenic killers either.

Reagan was always "encountering over and over and over again good, hard-working, decent people — clearly recent arrivals from Mexico." Never Honduras which was too close to Nicaragua, home of the http://www.thecrimson.com/article/1986/3/17/thugs-not-freedom-fighters-pbjbudging-by/, who were blood relatives of our Founding Fathers.

Only Mexico and Mexicans. I mean, really. Have you ever seen any illegal immigrants from Honduras on TV?

So McCain channeled Reagan's famous quote, "I believe in the idea of amnesty for those who have put down roots and lived here, even though sometime back they may have entered illegally."

When he did, he betrayed the Gipper's True Conservative Legacy. If that is ever lost, even TV won't solve the resulting Red State/Tea Party crisis.

Unless Justin Bieber marries Sarah Palin in a Los Vegas ceremony officiated by Miley Cyrus and Elvis.

Who wants to catch that bouquet?

I could never be a Congressman

Very few good and decent people want to be in Congress. It's a challenging job under tremendous stress. Being a Congressional candidate forces a new perspective on life.

But, here's a story about a Congressman who 'made the grade' and got elected to the House of Representatives, Harry "Fray" Redao.

Harry "Fray" over came life within a family with a history of addictive behavior. His 3rd cousin on his Mother's side of the family was addicted to internet porn until finding pictures of his parents online in a Swingers Club ad.

His half sister used make-up daily, unable to leave the house without a hit of Mary Kay.

His paternal Great Grandfather died after years of inhaling the Black Horse, sub-bituminous coal dust. He was deep into it for years despite his family's urges to quit before he died under the crushing weight of his dependency.

Congressman Redao admitted being a life long addiction to Tea in 2012 before being elected to his first term. He was working with the Tea Party in their 12 Step Program to Nullification.

Tuesday, Redao confessed to other addictions. He had been arrested quietly by the DEA for buying under cover cocaine. Redao, seeing this arrest as the opportunity to get help, took the DEA agents to his Washingtonian apartment.

There Redao gave up his stash of White Powder, 12 bottles of Budweiser, and 6 empty boxes of Sue-da-fed, pseudoepiauditine.

The DEA agents were shocked and touched by the confession. Instead of a public arrest and humiliation, the agents quietly gave Redao a misdemeanor citation.

On Tuesday, Redao committed allocution in open court winning a year's probation and time off from Congress.

If only other people knew the secret burdens borne by brave Tea Partiers in Congress, then we all could be proud.

For a real life story based on this fiction story, follow this link.

This story has no connection to reality or any self serving politician currently on leave from Congress for alcoholism, sex addiction, or legislating under the influence (of a lobbyist).

Braves leaving Atlanta UPDATE!

The story on the former Atlanta Braves continue today.

As most of the world knows, Mortgomery has lured the Braves organization to Alabama. Atlanta Mayor Hussain Reedy has kissed them good bye and wished them the best of luck.

The Jawhjaw Goobernator, Don E. Deals, expressed his opinion that Mortgomery is just an extension of Atlanta. I couldn’t follow his logic. But, it seems we build and finance all the double wides in Alabama. As if that isn’t enough, we get half of our tax dollars through toll roads crossing the border. The other half comes from Uncle Sam.

But the breaking news isn’t from soon to be indicted Goobers. It’s those Tea Party Goobers.

They have a three part plan to stop the move.

1. Complain about it on all the talk radio stations.

2. Promise that un-Constitutional taxes will rise. Some where.

3. Nullification.

Self appointed Tea Party President, Doona Dana Dooly, gave a hand written statement to the media. It was written in cursive. Stating that the devil was in the details, she said, “They are going to raise property taxes.”

Or at least that’s what the handwriting experts think she wrote. It could have said, “Curds and Whey always raise bubble asses.”

For other rambling details see the story at Access North Jawhjah.

Finding the uninsured

Like we couldn't guess. Right to Work States. Republican dominated states. Former Confederate States. I could go on and on and on with descriptive terms. I don't want to do that anymore.


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Be very, very quiet!

More on the Gun to my Head crowd. Just a quick one.

If I felt an invisible gun to my head, saw an invisible man, and heard voices in my head saying, "Pay your taxes or Die!'
I wouldn't be telling people about it.