Deal signed Guns on Campus law to help Karen Handel

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He stands on the edge of victory in the 6th Congressional District. He's so close that Governor Nathan Deal signed into law provisions for students to carry guns to school.

That's right. I could return to college and carry any kind of gun to class. No teacher could stop me. No security or police. I could sleep in my class while using 'it for a pillow.'

I could load my car with as many guns as I wanted. All loaded. And, it someone saw my guns as I got out my book bag, no one would have a legal right to even ask me, do you have a concealed gun permit.

Stupid law. It would allow me to carry an arsenal, drive up to a student meeting, and open fire. All in the name of

ELECTING KAREN HANDEL.

Don't think so? I do. Handel is a college drop out type with only a high school diploma whose ambition runs as far as being President of the United States?

Don't think Handel could become President? Elect her to Congress. Get her the position as Speaker of the House, then she won't need to be elected.

'Guns for Karen,' the latest law passed during an election cycle to rally Republicans to the polls.


More on the reaction by police:

"Georgia's public university presidents and police chiefs were strongly opposed the bill. It now falls on them to figure out how to implement it before the next school year begins."

Private industry does face plant. Workers turn to prayers.

I won't ridicule anyone facing unemployment even if prayer is being seen as valid step in their career path.

They've turned to politicians, bureaucrats, businessmen and union reps to try to save their jobs at three Atlantic City casinos scheduled to close soon. Now, hundreds of soon-to-be unemployed dealers, cocktail servers and hotel workers are turning to what many say could be their last, best chance.

Do the casino workers not see the irony in praying to God for new casinos?

How does one start that prayer?

Oh Heavenly Dice Tosser,

Give us this day our daily dread,
Gamblers who play and fall over dead.
Blackjack, draw poker, and a game called roulette,
The game doesn't matter as long as they bet?

"This isn't play: People are losing their homes and the only means of supporting their families," she said. "This is very scary for people who are in a situation they never expected. Some people put their entire lives and souls into these jobs, and someone just comes along and snatches it away from you. It is devastating."

Private industry came into Atlantic City with huge promises of casino jobs and trickle down economics. The city and its people rolled the dice until Snake Eyes shut the players down.

Georgia wants to legalize gambling. It fits our Governor and his far Right religious supporters if we judge the future on Atlantic City's failure. Not only did the rubes pray for luck, eventually the workers pray for jobs.

Deal done by Deal for Real

Okay. So I make half of this stuff up.

Goobernator Dave E. Deal has cut a deal for a golden parachute with the State Department of Education. As a part of the done Deal, Deal gets $107 million dollars to write a standardized test which matches Common Core tests.

Yeah. Right. Deal doesn't want Common Core. He will campaign against it if he's not in jail this fall.

So what does it cost now to double test kids in Georgia schools. According to the AJC,

According to AJC, Georgia spends $25 million now on all assessments in K-12, including end-of-course exams and financial assistance to students to take Advanced Placement tests. PARCC reportedly set a maximum cost to states of $18.50 per student (though PARCC would not confirm that figure). Based on the number of students who took English/language arts and math tests in Georgia this year, the Criterion-Referenced Competency Tests (CRCT), the hypothetical cost of the PARCC tests by themselves would max out at $27.5 million. (The CRCT is normally given to grades 1-8, but this year, due to "budget constraints," it was only given in grades 3-8.)

So if Deal doesn't get his Deal, Georgia pays $25 million for 'budget constrained' tests in five grades.

But Deal got his Deal so Georgia pays him $107 million dollars.

So somebody got hell of a deal by Deal's deal. About $75 million dollars has been flown out of Deal's ass for testing to Common Core Standards. Testing he refused to do for $25 million dollars.

Tell me you don't believe education gets pig piles of public phunding.

BTW, you can check out some of my lies at this here link.

Where was I? Where were you?

Where was I on Moral Monday?

Most likely, sitting here. Or there.

A hand full of people were standing up for those who can't stand up for themselves. Moral Monday is the name. Some were arrested.

Seems they invaded Gubenator Deal's office to protest his cut throat and cavalier attitude towards ... well, the rest of us.

There was plenty of room in the office.

No mental processes.

No ethic processes.

Empty minds.

Pretty much, the Governor and his staff are just water filled skin bags. With really thick skins. Thick.

The Gubernator refuses to expand Medicaid. It's too expensive. Wake up, Guber. The Feds are funding the expansion.

You're refusing a free lunch because you don't believe in free lunches. Most politicians don't believe in free lunches, dinners, or free trips to vacation La La Lands. They know about those back side paybacks. Up front, free deal. Backside, sell out the people.

Maybe Deal would take the free federal money if Obama owned a large business in Hall County.

Shortage of Toilet Paper in Gainesville

Monday of this week, unprepared consumers scrambled to find toilet paper. The well informed and politically savvy buyers had emptied the shelves at all the Big Box stores.

Aldi have one skid left. It was pointless to stock it on the shelf. The pallet sat in the middle of the aisle while the employees loitered nearby.

An elderly couple packed their cart with several rolls. Boy, could that old lady use a hat pin. If she had been wearing combat boots, no one would have been surprised.

It wasn't the cold temperatures. It seems both Gubernator Nathan Deal and his esteemed floor leader, Senator Butch "You Got That Right" Miller were in town.

Both were spotted at Riverside Pharmacy's 60th Anniversary Celebration.

Citizens should be very proud of Riverside Pharmacy. Surviving as a business for 60 years is very impressive. If they survive another 60 years, I don't think the stink from the Gubernator and Senator Miller will go away.

For the next two weeks, I must advise drivers to be very wary. Those without TP have been known to use pine needles to maintain that clean, pine scented smell. And, remind themselves to read local political news.

Next time it could be the whole Legislative Delegation and the 2nd Lt. Guber, Casey Cagle.

Negative ads now running

Fox News asks, Where is the good news in the mainstream media?

Here it is! AccessNGA

Just to ad something fun to the mix, it won't be just negative ads targeting white males. A Spanish-language version will run in Colorado and Virginia, where a Korean version will also run. A Vietnamese version will run in Louisiana.

Sounds dumb to me but I guess there are a lot of Korean Democrats in Colorado who lean to the right. Same for the Spanish ads in Virginia.

However, there's a rumor on the streets that Governor Nathan Deal has a cousin producing the English Second Language ads. There's no conflict of interest unless Nathan gets more than a 50% cut and gives it to his daughter by another mother.

Can I ever be serious? That would be good news.

Braves leaving Atlanta Fulton County Stadium, State officials comment.

At a press conference today, when asked about the Braves moving to Mortgomery, Jawhjah Goobernator Don E. Deals, commented on the Veterans Day announcement.

“My administration counts this deal as one of the most successful yet. We were able to work under extremely difficult conditions in smoke filled bath rooms. Despite constant interruptions by hookers, exotic dancers, and other lobbyists, we kept the public uninformed and by passed needless second guessing.

“Timing of the announcement was critical. It could not be done during the ball season. We could not have it interrupt free agency offers for Brian McCayne. We can never punish the job producers like sports agents, entourages, and the Hair Club for Men.

“By announcing on Veterans Day, not only did we avoid the Gotcha Mainstream Media’s harassment, most God loving, patriotic, and decent Americans were giving thanks for their heroes.

“And that is how it should be. Some had to die in foreign lands, protecting our way of life and democratic government. While they died, business had to go on. Even if it had to be done in public.

“Going forward in Jawhjah, we expect to outsource more of our economic engines to Podunk places in public private partnerships provided profit permits.”

Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies

Let me tell you a story about a place called Hall.
Had a man named Deal controlling it all.
When one day he was feeling kind of rude.
Said ya'll pay my buddies or I'll even take your food.

All there is. Green gold. All for me!

Well first thing you know all his friends are billionaires.
Honest folk said you better move away from here.
Said federal prison is the place you ought to be.
So they loaded up the trucks and shipped it overseas.

Cayman Islands. Tax Shelters. No extradition.

Well now it’s time to say good bye to Deal and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you for kindly pitching in.
You'll never see them back again in this locality.
To have a big helping of prison hospitality.

Crossbar hotel. Calaboose. Jump suits. Sandals.

Ya'll don't come back, ya hear?