Since I started making a list of countries for Bush to invade, I've been struggling to find one with oil.
Oh yes, Iran meets the Bush Doctrine perfectly. Oil, Islam, Middle East, and no military other than maybe a few nuclear bombs.
But, Turkmenistan is making my short list. The former Soviet/Russian country has massive amounts of natural gas, only 5 million people, a dictatorship, ethic cleansing, and it's in the middle of the former Soviet empire!
A perfect place to establish Democracy at the point of a gun and at the same time, sell the natural gas to pay for it all!
Read the details on the horrible conditions in Turkmenistan here.
Then I guess ask Bush, Cheney, and the GOP to invade. I'm sure this time, we'll be welcomed with open arms.
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